Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:
I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.
[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]
So these ARE end times?
[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]
Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?
[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]
The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.
[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]
I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.
[So you don't BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]
We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.
[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]
The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida
[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]
Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.
[You only voted once?]
Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample
[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]
Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.
[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]
Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....
[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]
we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.
[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]
I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.
[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]
Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.
[How about the Audacity of Nope?]
I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.
[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]
Well, I’ll pass. I have no intention of rejoining Facebook. I’ll do with what’s available here.
Since tonight is the last night for a few days that you might have time to watch a movie, here is a coupon code you can use at your Blockbuster kiosk for a FREE movie. Tonight only: 1MNDY
And you call yourself a Democrat?!
Would you mind pinging me to that post?
Thanks.
Top x, where x = the number of the post immediately below this one, minus one.
Post #38, above.
Whoops, i was thinking thread not post.
anyways, good post!
That was an email a buddy sent me this a.m. I laughed enough, I thought I’d share.
You guys going to host a special DUFU thread tomorrow with the express purpose of capturing screenshoots of the moonbattery before they get flushed down the memory hole?
If so, might I suggest entitling it after P. J. O’Rourke’s brilliant summation: “This isn’t an election, it’s a restraining order.”
Today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ winner. But don't question its patriotism, ya know.
I can only hope that they aren’t disappointed.
Just curious.....
Does FUBO have any other meaning than the one we know?
I saw a minority fella in the store today with a FUBO sweatshirt on. I nearly fell over.
Blame yourselves DUmmies. You must not have been the ones you were waiting for.
Frankly, I can’t wait to eject that jackass from the White House.
Their tears are so tasty!!!!
Please ping me for post-election. Thanks.
Just back from the store. Picked up 4 Carving Board Roast Beef boxes for a grand total of just 52 cents. That’s less than what the DUmmies pay for a macaroni & cheese dinner. Enjoy your macaroni & cheese dinners fresh out of the microwave, DUmmies! I’ll be thinking of you while eating PRIMO roast beef sandwiches for a fraction of the price you pay for really crappy dinners.
FUn fact. Ol' PJ once lived in Albuquerque for a few months. Most surprising discovery I made in New Mexico was that Road Runners are for REAL, not just in cartoons.
Beep! Beep!
You’re making a big assumption...that their mommies let them use the microwave.
For me, I’m going to enjoy the evening with 3 fingers of WT101, followed by a good dinner. Since it’s leftover pork loin tonight, it’ll probably be those two nice steaks I’ve had my eye on.
Yep. I think that’s a plan...
Go for broke with a full 4 fingers. A day like tomorrow deserves it.
I have a roadrunner that looks for bugs in my front yard every morning. Drives my dog crazy!
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