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Time Is Ripe for Openly Gay President Says Carter
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 18 December 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 12/19/2010 1:48:24 PM PST by John Semmens
Former President Jimmy Carter came out forthrightly in favor of an openly gay person as president of the United States.
Were breaking down the barriers that have been in place for hundreds of years, Carter asserted. President Obama is our first openly Black president. President Clinton was our first proven fornicating president. I think its about time that we have our first openly homosexual president.
Carter dismissed rumors that several former presidents may have been secretly gay as irrelevant. I know there are those who say Lincoln may have been gay, Carter admitted. And Buchanan, a lifelong bachelor, certainly had the look of a sodomite. But neither acknowledged being gay.
The former President speculated that an openly gay US President would likely improve our nations relationships with Middle Eastern countries because these are places where pederasty is very common and the leaders of these countries would then share more of a common bond with our gay president.
Representative Barney Frank (D-Mass) praised President Carters candor and suggested that an openly gay President would be able to get more members behind his legislative program.
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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; craptire; frank; gay; satire; stupid; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens
I though old Prune Face was it.
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:10:17 PM PST
by
IbJensen
("How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think"-A. Hitler)
To: LtKerst
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:12:28 PM PST
by
Psycho_Bunny
(Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
To: John Semmens
It is a sad day in America when you have to do some research on satire to really prove it is just satire...LOL
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:13:20 PM PST
by
surfer
(To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
To: John Semmens
We do have Our First Openly GAY President!
Obama is sooooo openly GAY! That one would have to
be Blind, Deaf and Stupid not to observe that!!!
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:13:32 PM PST
by
True Republican Patriot
(May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Greatest President :George W. Bush!!)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:14:15 PM PST
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: John Semmens
I know there are those who say Lincoln may have been gay, Carter admitted.”
To: VanDeKoik
Was there any actual proof that Buchanan was gay? I know he had a girlfriend who died.
To: VanDeKoik
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:23:36 PM PST
by
Strk321
To: John Semmens
Why is it important for there to be a President who sticks his crank where it shouldn’t be? How does that make a good President? That’s just mental!
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:23:44 PM PST
by
rbosque
(12 year Freeper!!! Combat Economist.)
To: John Semmens
Peredasty is common in the Middle East? Word around the street is that gays are put to death over there.
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:25:22 PM PST
by
Strk321
To: John Semmens
To: John Semmens
Very funny, you got me again. How do you do it, how do you come up with this stuff? I love it.
To: John Semmens
an openly gay President would be able to get more members behind his legislative program.Nice double entendre...
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:29:35 PM PST
by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: John Semmens
I thought th epeanut was too old to run again-besides we got the first President from Kenya and queer to boot.
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:30:00 PM PST
by
StonyBurk
(ring)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:32:56 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: John Semmens
One of the very best! Thanks for a great laugh....tempered by the realization that it is only a smidgen away from reality!
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:33:44 PM PST
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: John Semmens
Umm, somebody should clue Carter; we already do have one.
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:34:01 PM PST
by
Spitzensparkin1
(Arrest and deport all illegal aliens. Americans demand our jobs back! Whooorah, Arizona!)
To: Spitzensparkin1
Where’s the one he watching the wrestling match on the front yard with MO? It is one of the most indicative poses I have seen.
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:36:20 PM PST
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: John Semmens
can someone find this jack___ something to do? He pops up like a cartoon character every now and then. Doesn’t he realize how clown like he comes off everyt time he opens his mouth? What’s wrong with this guy anyway? Bitter? Angry, miserable or just plain stupid?
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:37:56 PM PST
by
cubreporter
( Trust Rush and you won't go wrong.)
To: Cyber Liberty
You know, you stick Former President Carter says... to the front of any ridiculous statement and its hard to see its satire. - very true I was nearly caught this time!
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posted on
12/19/2010 2:51:44 PM PST
by
Free_at_last_-2001
(A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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