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Coffee Party Holding Picnic in Berkeley - Banning Jews [SATIRE]
Election Ink Calif Coffee Party ^ | 1 May 2011 | Election Ink

Posted on 05/01/2011 11:42:36 AM PDT by locke22

A live blog follows this "Picnic" of the far left going on today in Berkeley.

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"LIVE BLOG May 1 - In light of the suspected Teatards infiltrating the picnic, we know they are there, we are holding a 30 second Same Sex Kiss In at 12 noon. Anyone not kissing will be asked, then forced to leave. It is the only thing we can think of to identify the homophobe racist tea patry types.

"UPDATE: We have two gay Marines, Mark and Jerry who will be leading the event. They don't have their uniforms with them but Jerry has a Marine flag in his car and they will have it mounted behind them on the platform. This is a great tribute to our forward thinking president and end to DADT as well. Bravo! Thank you Mark and Jerry who also tell me it is their first public kiss as Marines. Looks to me like the country has found a "few good men"."

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It gets worse. Banning Jews

"LIVE BLOG May 1 - Questions are coming in about people showing up. Just to be clear, this is a non religious (magic free) event. Secular Jews are welcome, not worshiping Jews or Christians. Frankly, we want it to be a family friendly event and don't want the drama or religious people bringing everyone down. Report people displaying Christian or Jewish jewelry to security table. Take their picture."

1 posted on 05/01/2011 11:42:41 AM PDT by locke22
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To: locke22

When The Big One sucks Berkeley into the maw of the earth, it will be a welcome cleansing for our nation.


2 posted on 05/01/2011 11:45:32 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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This is a great tribute to our forward thinking president and end to DADT as well. Bravo!


What sick bastards.


3 posted on 05/01/2011 11:47:17 AM PDT by unkus
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As always with the Left, “tolerance” only works one way.


4 posted on 05/01/2011 11:47:17 AM PDT by LibsRJerks
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To: locke22

Satire alert.


5 posted on 05/01/2011 11:48:57 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: locke22

Unreal...

And the media tries to depict the Tea Party as racist.


6 posted on 05/01/2011 11:49:55 AM PDT by lwd
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To: locke22

Is this satire?


7 posted on 05/01/2011 11:50:21 AM PDT by Salo
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Secular Jews are welcome, not worshiping Jews or Christians. Frankly, we want it to be a family friendly event and don't want the drama or religious people

Too funny. The same people who screw up Easter for "worshiping Christians" don't feel they deserve the same treatment.

8 posted on 05/01/2011 11:51:01 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (The last Democrat worth a damn was Stalin. He purged his whole Party.)
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Homosexuals meeting at the; “rear area of people’s park’,
You couldn’t make this stuff up.


9 posted on 05/01/2011 11:51:09 AM PDT by Old North State (Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro)
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We have two gay Marines, Mark and Jerry who will be leading the event. They don't have their uniforms with them but Jerry has a Marine flag in his car and they will have it mounted behind them/i>.

Of course they will.

10 posted on 05/01/2011 11:51:52 AM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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Report people displaying Christian or Jewish jewelry to security table. Take their picture."

This is too bizarre even to be threatening. What in the world is the matter with these lefties?

11 posted on 05/01/2011 11:52:17 AM PDT by livius
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I went to that site - this is a joke, right ?


12 posted on 05/01/2011 11:53:13 AM PDT by major-pelham
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Are you sure this isn’t satire?


13 posted on 05/01/2011 11:53:17 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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IT’S SATIRE!!!


14 posted on 05/01/2011 11:53:27 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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What a bunch of freaks.


15 posted on 05/01/2011 11:53:39 AM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1 .00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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Another reason to happy I live nowhere near Berkeley.


16 posted on 05/01/2011 11:56:59 AM PDT by Triton42
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To: locke22

This is satire, right??


17 posted on 05/01/2011 11:57:15 AM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: locke22

Obviously a satire. Pretty much on target actually, have a good laugh.


18 posted on 05/01/2011 11:57:40 AM PDT by eclecticEel (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
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Yeah, it’s satire, but it’s funny because it’s pretty close to the real life ideas and actions of these people.


19 posted on 05/01/2011 12:02:46 PM PDT by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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To: locke22

COFFEE


20 posted on 05/01/2011 12:08:01 PM PDT by FrankR (A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose both.)
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