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Satirical Poll Asks: What Would You Do With The Pages Of Obama's Ossawatamie Speech?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/08/11 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/07/2011 5:44:31 PM PST by writer33

We want to know what you would do with the pages of Obama’s recent Ossawatamie speech. Would you burn it, wipe yourself with it, wipe yourself and then mail it back to the White House? What do you say?


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; classwarfare; communist; marxist; obama; shitwipe; twoply; writer33
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To: writer33
To paraphrase a famous quip:

"I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your a copy of your speech is in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."

21 posted on 12/07/2011 5:57:01 PM PST by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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To: writer33

Other:

Draft an Article of Impeachment on the reverse, and send it to a decent GOP memb - 4.05%

Line Bill Clinton’s office sink with it - 4.04%


22 posted on 12/07/2011 5:58:41 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Steely Tom

LOL!


23 posted on 12/07/2011 5:59:01 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.


24 posted on 12/07/2011 6:01:21 PM PST by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: writer33

What would I do with his speech? I would give te speech to everyone in that Texas town. I knew Texas was big, but when did Texas acquire 2 of O’s 57 states?


25 posted on 12/07/2011 6:07:21 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: GeronL

You might be right. I might have written an oxymoron.


26 posted on 12/07/2011 6:13:16 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

very likely


27 posted on 12/07/2011 6:15:13 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

btw, is it a strange day to be in Japan??


28 posted on 12/07/2011 6:16:02 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: lacrew
Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.

LOL!

29 posted on 12/07/2011 6:22:32 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: lacrew
Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.

LOL!

30 posted on 12/07/2011 6:22:32 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL
Good question.

Well, my take? If you asked anyone here under 40 or so what "Pearl Harbor" is/was, you might get a quizzical look on 80% of faces. If you asked anyone under 20, you would get this with 100%.

There is a Japanese movie coming out soon on Admiral Yamamoto/7 December 1941, though, I will say that: LINK

31 posted on 12/07/2011 6:23:23 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: writer33

Either put it in the outhouse beside the Koran for wiping paper or something else usefull such as starting a nice roaring fire....LOL


32 posted on 12/07/2011 6:24:00 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: jakerobins

LOL!


33 posted on 12/07/2011 6:25:07 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Use It For Fireplace Kindling 8.89%
Wipe My Ass With It 0%
Wipe My Ass With It And Mail It Back To Obama 64.44%
Line The Bottom Of My Birdcage WIth It 0%
Use It To Pick Up My Dog's Poop 22.22%
Other: 4.44%
34 posted on 12/07/2011 6:25:38 PM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: Cheerio

Dynamics keep changing.

Other:

Draft an Article of Impeachment on the reverse, and send it to a decent GOP memb - 4.04%

Line Bill Clinton’s office sink with it - 4.04%


35 posted on 12/07/2011 6:31:48 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

“Does it have something to do with Star Blazers?” (lol)


36 posted on 12/07/2011 6:32:33 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Brad's Gramma

Forgot to ping you.


37 posted on 12/07/2011 6:48:04 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

We want to know what you would do with the pages of Obama’s recent Ossawatamie speech...

I’d wipe my assawatamie with it...


38 posted on 12/07/2011 6:55:25 PM PST by Route395
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To: Route395

Good one. LOL!


39 posted on 12/07/2011 6:56:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Route395

Using it as toilet paper would require touching the pages, so I would not do that.

Maybe just projectile vomit on it?


40 posted on 12/07/2011 7:00:03 PM PST by greeneyes (Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
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