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Satirical Poll Asks: What Would You Do With The Pages Of Obama's Ossawatamie Speech?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/08/11 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/07/2011 5:44:31 PM PST by writer33

We want to know what you would do with the pages of Obama’s recent Ossawatamie speech. Would you burn it, wipe yourself with it, wipe yourself and then mail it back to the White House? What do you say?


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; classwarfare; communist; marxist; obama; shitwipe; twoply; writer33
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1 posted on 12/07/2011 5:44:35 PM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; Clint N. Suhks; ...

What say you ping list?

You can vote here: http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/what-would-you-do-with-the-pages-of-obamas-ossawatamie-speech/


2 posted on 12/07/2011 5:45:33 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Draft an Article of Impeachment on the reverse, and send it to a decent GOP member of the House Judiciary Committee.


3 posted on 12/07/2011 5:45:39 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: writer33

Make copies and distribute to as many possible voters as possible. Run excerpts of it on every cable and TV channel and make videos of it for YouTube.

Shout it from the mountain tops.


4 posted on 12/07/2011 5:46:29 PM PST by C. Edmund Wright (Moderator of Florida Tea Party Convention Presidential Debate)
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To: writer33

5 posted on 12/07/2011 5:46:47 PM PST by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: writer33

I would do a handwriting analysis to see if it was written by Bill Ayers also. Bill normally writes all of Barry’s stuff.


6 posted on 12/07/2011 5:48:17 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed Now!!!!)
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To: EDINVA

Thought you might like to vote on this one. :-)


7 posted on 12/07/2011 5:48:27 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
My now THAT was fun, wasn't it?

I just hope the Sturmabteilung thought police does not get our e mail addresses and domains out of it.

8 posted on 12/07/2011 5:48:58 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: writer33

I’m sending it back to Bammy used.


9 posted on 12/07/2011 5:49:12 PM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: writer33

Well, since his speeches are always on the teleprompter, and not on paper, I guess I’d have to wrap the prompter in a pigskin, cover it with pig parts, and wrap our muslim, illegal alien in it.


10 posted on 12/07/2011 5:49:27 PM PST by laweeks
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To: writer33

Have them deciphered by a Sovietologist??


11 posted on 12/07/2011 5:50:43 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: C. Edmund Wright

I’m praying that each of the Republican candidates grow a pair of steel gonads so that they have the spine, guts, and fortitude to expose the enemies within who, in my opinion, are participating in a conspiracy to destroy this nation. The Republicans in Congress have been searching for their gonads with both hands and a mirror and finding nothing, e.g., Boner the Lame!!!

We have spineless, gutless eunuchs representing us. Thank God our troops aren’t such gutless wimps.


12 posted on 12/07/2011 5:51:13 PM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: writer33

Post it in big bold letters on every wall in the country so people know exactly what that fraud stands for.


13 posted on 12/07/2011 5:51:47 PM PST by mnehring
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To: AmericanInTokyo
send it to a decent GOP member of the House Judiciary Committee

I think I see a possible snag in that plan.

14 posted on 12/07/2011 5:52:27 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: writer33

“.....wipe yourself with it and then send it back to the White House.”

I cast my vote for that option.


15 posted on 12/07/2011 5:53:43 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The "Occupy Wall Street" losers should try occupying their local employment office. GET A JOB!)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

LOL!


16 posted on 12/07/2011 5:54:03 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: dynachrome

This is just for you. I thought you might want to vote on this one ping!


17 posted on 12/07/2011 5:54:36 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mnehring

A fraud indeed.


18 posted on 12/07/2011 5:55:45 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: C. Edmund Wright

Line Bill Clinton’s office sink with it. Add some spunk to the words.


19 posted on 12/07/2011 5:56:13 PM PST by blackdog (And justice for all.....(Offer not valid in all locations, and prices vary))
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To: writer33

Use tongs and bury in the Japanese nuke reactor!


20 posted on 12/07/2011 5:56:27 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: writer33
To paraphrase a famous quip:

"I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your a copy of your speech is in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."

21 posted on 12/07/2011 5:57:01 PM PST by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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To: writer33

Other:

Draft an Article of Impeachment on the reverse, and send it to a decent GOP memb - 4.05%

Line Bill Clinton’s office sink with it - 4.04%


22 posted on 12/07/2011 5:58:41 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Steely Tom

LOL!


23 posted on 12/07/2011 5:59:01 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.


24 posted on 12/07/2011 6:01:21 PM PST by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: writer33

What would I do with his speech? I would give te speech to everyone in that Texas town. I knew Texas was big, but when did Texas acquire 2 of O’s 57 states?


25 posted on 12/07/2011 6:07:21 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: GeronL

You might be right. I might have written an oxymoron.


26 posted on 12/07/2011 6:13:16 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

very likely


27 posted on 12/07/2011 6:15:13 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

btw, is it a strange day to be in Japan??


28 posted on 12/07/2011 6:16:02 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: lacrew
Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.

LOL!

29 posted on 12/07/2011 6:22:32 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: lacrew
Return it to the ghost of Mao....there may be a reward.

LOL!

30 posted on 12/07/2011 6:22:32 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL
Good question.

Well, my take? If you asked anyone here under 40 or so what "Pearl Harbor" is/was, you might get a quizzical look on 80% of faces. If you asked anyone under 20, you would get this with 100%.

There is a Japanese movie coming out soon on Admiral Yamamoto/7 December 1941, though, I will say that: LINK

31 posted on 12/07/2011 6:23:23 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Leaning for BACHMANN or SANTORUM. Lobby me for (but not against) via FReepmail if you wish...)
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To: writer33

Either put it in the outhouse beside the Koran for wiping paper or something else usefull such as starting a nice roaring fire....LOL


32 posted on 12/07/2011 6:24:00 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: jakerobins

LOL!


33 posted on 12/07/2011 6:25:07 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Use It For Fireplace Kindling 8.89%
Wipe My Ass With It 0%
Wipe My Ass With It And Mail It Back To Obama 64.44%
Line The Bottom Of My Birdcage WIth It 0%
Use It To Pick Up My Dog's Poop 22.22%
Other: 4.44%
34 posted on 12/07/2011 6:25:38 PM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: Cheerio

Dynamics keep changing.

Other:

Draft an Article of Impeachment on the reverse, and send it to a decent GOP memb - 4.04%

Line Bill Clinton’s office sink with it - 4.04%


35 posted on 12/07/2011 6:31:48 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

“Does it have something to do with Star Blazers?” (lol)


36 posted on 12/07/2011 6:32:33 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Brad's Gramma

Forgot to ping you.


37 posted on 12/07/2011 6:48:04 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

We want to know what you would do with the pages of Obama’s recent Ossawatamie speech...

I’d wipe my assawatamie with it...


38 posted on 12/07/2011 6:55:25 PM PST by Route395
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To: Route395

Good one. LOL!


39 posted on 12/07/2011 6:56:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Route395

Using it as toilet paper would require touching the pages, so I would not do that.

Maybe just projectile vomit on it?


40 posted on 12/07/2011 7:00:03 PM PST by greeneyes (Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
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To: writer33

Throw Obama from the train...


41 posted on 12/07/2011 7:03:09 PM PST by Route395
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To: greeneyes

LOL!


42 posted on 12/07/2011 7:09:22 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Tear them into itty-bitty pieces and stuff them down his miserable throat.

Or did you want me to be nice? :D


43 posted on 12/07/2011 7:22:19 PM PST by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: LUV W

No reason to be nice. LOL!


44 posted on 12/07/2011 7:25:34 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Good. I was hoping you’d feel that way. LOL!


45 posted on 12/07/2011 7:29:44 PM PST by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: writer33

Really depends on just how soft the paper is that it is printed on...


46 posted on 12/07/2011 7:45:33 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: ThunderSleeps

LOL!


47 posted on 12/07/2011 7:46:42 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL

Wasn’t Blaze Star a porno queen?


48 posted on 12/07/2011 7:48:12 PM PST by willibeaux (de ole Korean War vet age 82)
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To: writer33
The Rock says: Obama can take the pages of that speech, roll it up tight light a newspaper, pour some world famous Memphis BBQ sauce on it and proceed stick right up your Candy @$$! IF YA SMEEEEEEEL WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'
49 posted on 12/07/2011 7:52:53 PM PST by TheRobb7 (OBAMA 2012: NO TAX LEFT BEHIND)
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To: willibeaux

How would I know? Your asking one of a handful of FReepers who would have no clue. Ask Lazamataz. lol


50 posted on 12/07/2011 7:55:03 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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