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Satirical Poll Asks: What Should Santa Leave In The Stockings Of Obama Voters For Christmas?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/14/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/13/2011 5:47:23 PM PST by writer33

Santa’s got to make his deliveries, and he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year. Even though Obama has practically destroyed the U.S. economy, Santa’s benevolence knows no end. The elves have been no help in answering this troubling question. So, Santa is asking American conservatives, knowing they will have the solution to the troubling problem.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; writer33
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To: dynachrome

Hey, there’s supposed to be a “wee glass” of Whisky with that Haggis!


101 posted on 12/13/2011 7:28:41 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: writer33

Intelligence and common sense.


102 posted on 12/13/2011 7:30:36 PM PST by cubreporter ( sh Limbaugh... where would our country be without this brilliant man?)
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To: writer33
A two weeks vacation, all expenses paid, to Barack Hussein Obama II's place of Birth,
to see and touch Barack Hussein Obama II’s original 1961 Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, British Protectorate of Kenya, Certificate of Birth.
103 posted on 12/13/2011 7:31:16 PM PST by Yosemitest (It's simple, fight or die!)
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To: writer33

How about some that “Occu-poop” left behind by the OWS’ers?


104 posted on 12/13/2011 7:31:35 PM PST by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have mercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: writer33

A “yesswi can” filled with lies and broken promises, topped off with some loose change.


105 posted on 12/13/2011 7:34:40 PM PST by Let_It_Be_So (Once you see the Truth, you cannot "unsee" it, no matter how hard you may try.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

A dram or two would help to choke it down!


106 posted on 12/13/2011 7:35:13 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: cubreporter
Intelligence and common sense.

I don't know if Santa can pull that off. That territory might have to be reserved for God.

107 posted on 12/13/2011 7:36:14 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Let_It_Be_So

LOL! A “yesswican”


108 posted on 12/13/2011 7:36:53 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: antceecee
How about some that “Occu-poop” left behind by the OWS’ers?

LOL!

109 posted on 12/13/2011 7:37:29 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
what should Santa leave for Obama voters?

A functioning brain would be nice.

110 posted on 12/13/2011 7:38:29 PM PST by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: writer33

My husband calls them “Occupoopheads”.


111 posted on 12/13/2011 7:38:45 PM PST by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have mercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: Yosemitest

LOL!


112 posted on 12/13/2011 7:39:19 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Shadowstrike
A functioning brain would be nice.

I don't know if Santa can pull that off, but I'm sure he'll try. We might need a miracle. That's God's territory. :-)

113 posted on 12/13/2011 7:40:21 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: antceecee
My husband calls them “Occupoopheads”.

That's appropriate.

114 posted on 12/13/2011 7:41:20 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

How about a bill for $6 Trillion?


115 posted on 12/13/2011 7:42:56 PM PST by EricT. (Is a country that would re-elect Baroke Hussein Owebama really worth saving?)
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To: EricT.

:-)


116 posted on 12/13/2011 7:43:52 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: dynachrome
A dram or two would help to choke it down!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2768558/posts?page=16#16

117 posted on 12/13/2011 7:51:14 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: writer33

Done. Thanks


118 posted on 12/13/2011 8:07:04 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: Grizzled Bear

How about a matched pair of emperor scorpions?


119 posted on 12/13/2011 8:08:52 PM PST by Ax
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To: writer33

plenty of KY Jelly


120 posted on 12/13/2011 8:09:17 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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