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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-12 ("'Conservatives' are traitors.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2012 | DUmmie Cary, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/14/2012 3:06:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are against Fascism. Except when they engage in it. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Cary, "'Conservatives' are traitors."

So let us log onto FascBook, aka DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, aka Traitor Joe, is in the [brackets]:

"Conservatives" are traitors.

[DUmmie Cary is about to get carried away. Please proceed, DUmmie Cary . . .]

It's clear that they value their ideology over the welfare of our nation and the general welfare of WE, THE PEOPLE.

[It's clear! Case closed! But do go on . . .]

At best they can make a convoluted argument about how they are a priori and therefore their ideology is the best thing for the nation and WE, THE PEOPLE.

[DUmmie Cary, being a DUmmie, is, a priori, an expert on convoluted arguments.]

So what's the difference between that ends justifies the means argument and the argument of any other ideologue or traitor?

[Huh?]

Nothing.

[Oh. OK. Thanks for clearing that up.]

What their ideology is, in reality, is a re-branded fascism plain and simple.

[Stomp out the fascists! Shut them down! Shout them down! Kick them out! The traitors!]

It is feudalism.

[This is DUFUed-alism!]

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and all of that.

[If it weighs more than a duck . . . IT'S A FASCIST! BURRRRRN HIM!!!]

We are dealing with traitors.

["APT WHACK!"]

[Now let's see what the other DUmmies have to say. First, this from DUmmie Comrade McKenzie . . .]

Yep. Treasonous f***s that should be denied a voice.

[Shut them down! Shout them down! Deny their voice! F*** those fascists! The treasonous traitors!]

so who should have a voice? People who agree with holy you?

[LOUSY FASCIST TROLL!!!]

What is this need to tell me that I favor executing people when I didn't even come close to saying anything even close to that?

[Uh, DUmmie Cary, "traitors" get executed.]

Pfeh.

[Cary responds with a non-convoluted argument.]

Republicans should be allowed free speech in another country. Preferably one that we're trying to destroy.

[You can't be Syria's!]

What if I do call traitors traitors? What's going to happen? Is a big boxing glove going to come out of the screen and punch me?

[One can hope.]

3000 posts in 30 days, must be a record.

[Cary/Add-words 2012.]

I have said a million times. . . .

[A million words in 3000 posts in 30 days, must be a record.]

I am referring to "conservatives", not conservatives. . . .

[Cary caryfies what's he's taking about. Another DUmmie then responds . . .]

Well, that clears it all up, doesn't it. You are referring to "conservatives", not conservatives. And "conservatives" as everyone knows are not the same as conservatives. So when you were talking about "conservatives" and everybody else was talking about conservatives everyone else was under the false assumption that you were talking about the same group they were talking about but you weren't talking about the same group they were talking about they were talking about a different group than the group you were talking about which was a different group entirely.

[Hee! Hee!]

treasonous b*st*rds should get the penalty deserved. Yep it's treason and the punishment for treason is correct for them. May there be a God and may all those who work to lower standards and harm the people rot in hell after the penalty is brought.

[DUmmie 2pooped2pop is in favor, not only of executing conservatives, but also of consigning them to hell. Nice. You may win today's PLT Award, DUmmie 2pooped2pop.]

I suggest this most appropriate death penalty for Conservatives. Give them their own island where they can be as selfish, eco-unfriendly and ignorant of food safety as they want to be. They'll die in their own filth and infighting in a few generations.

[DUmmie Zalatix offers some competition.]

we'll have to decide what island to sacrifice.

[And what to call it. Hmm, let's see . . . "Fascisty Island"? "Guillotine's Island"?]

Maher went there last night: called their actions treason.

[Maher-velous! There's our voice of reason!]

We can charitably agree to disagree and do so in a fashion that is harmonious and maintains civility.

[In DUmmieland?? Naaah!]

my post is more than a grandiose proclamation based solely on my own feelings combined with a broad sweeping, baseless dismissal.

[Cary defends his post. You're right, Cary. It's more than a grandiose proclamation based solely on your own feelings combined with a broad sweeping, baseless dismissal. It's all that, PLUS a lot of incoherent convoluted babbling AND a complete misuse of the word "treason."]

what you mention is simply NOT treason...but you keep believing it is making DU look like a bunch of kooks with this kind of sh*t.

[BINGO! DUmmie ProdigalJunkMail, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

[Cary replies . . .]

I would refer you to the excellent BBC series, "The Power of Nightmares." I would refer you to the Atlas society--go try to have a discussion with them and then tell me that they don't value their ideology above everything else. I would refer you to Jude Wanniski and the Two Santa Claus theory, which is the blueprint. I would refer you to the latest revelation about the secret meeting of Republicans on inauguration day.

[I would refer Cary to the looney bin.]

I am not a Marxist in any way, shape, or form. Not that their grievances against Marx hold any merit, mind you. They don't. But I'm not a Marxist.

[Translation: Marx was right. I agree with Marx. But I'm not a Marxist.]

Actually I am a big fan of Paine. . . .

[Is that you, benburch?]

These people, "conservatives", are infected with a thought virus.

[Call the Thought Police!]

I posted an anti-"conservative" perspective at Democratic Underground. If I had posted this at Free Republic I would have expected to be stirring up a controversy with the "conservatives" I offended. Now I am not above such a thing, but I am not at Free Republic. I am at Democratic Underground . . .

[. . . as . . . a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! That must be it, DUmmie Cary! Stirring up fights among the DUmmies. . . . A ridiculous, over-the-top display of invincible ignorance. . . . 3000 posts in 30 days. . . . It all adds up, "DUmmie Cary"! Heh! "DUmmie TRAITOR" is more like it! Hee! Hee! Well played, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL you!]

Republicans are just misguided and emotion-dominated. . . . They should stand back and ask themselves, "Why am I so angry?"

[DUmmie gulliver, you should just look up the word "Projection."]

BTW, I happen to be a lawyer with 27 years of experience.

[Amazingly, DUmmie Cary claims to be A LAWYER WITH 27 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! Can you imagine having DUmmie Cary making your arguments for you?? You'd end up in the hoosegow!]

3000 post in a month, interesting.

[DUmmie Cary, you may have overplayed your hand. Careful, Cary. . . .]

They are treasonous. They are working against the interests of WE, THE PEOPLE. They are reprobates. . . . I have thought long and hard about what they could do to cure themselves. Of course they would have to moderate and be more like us, meaning they would have to be less ideological and less a priori.

[Nope, Cary throws caution to the winds!]

Why not regard the top 1% as feudal masters in the "conservative" scheme and the rest of us as serfs? The top 1% are warlords of a sort, are they not? And where are the rest of us headed under the "conservative" scheme, if not to full blown serfdom?

[Serfs up! Cast off the chains of the feudal masters! Cary is on a roll!]

Is that hyperbole?

[If it walks like a DUck. . . .]

It's also bolstered by sheer hate. . . . They hate the poor, brown, etc.

[Haters gonna hate. Traitors gonna trait.]

Come on, people. This entire thread is embarrassing. A bunch of posturing and guffawing from start to finish.

[In other words, another day in DUmmieland.]

I hope you will NOT mind what you may very well reap. It involves bullets and killing and dying. Having been in a few situations where those were involves, it is not recommendable. You think I am exaggerating?

[Guess who--nadinbrzezinski--gets into it with Cary! Know-it-all vs. Know-it-all!]

I have more faith in our traditions than you have, and perhaps a better grasp of history.

[Ooh, Cary, now you've stepped in it! Them's FIGHTIN' words to Nadin!]

A better grasp of history. . . that is hysterical.

[Know-it-all Nadin has a DEGREE in History, and don't you forget it!]

Education is a wonderful thing. Instead of fretting over the fact that mine is clearly better than yours, why don't you go out and get yourself some?

[WHOA! You don't know who you're messin' with, Cary!]

Even MORE hysterical. . . . this is all kinds of LOLZ... given what exactly my degrees are in.

[Cary, prepare to enter . . . The Iggy List!]

Your command of the language and your understanding of history is underwhelming.

[Oh, Cary! The irony of YOU saying that!]

time to put you on ignore...

[See?]

Promise?

[Cary WANTS Nadin to ignore him!]

I can't believe your simple observation generated the consternation that it did. . . . it produced a circular firing squad of vitriolic posts.

[The aim of a true LFT.]

Stupid thread of the week.

[Tied for first.]


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To: Charles Henrickson
"Conservatives" are traitors. ......

It's clear that they value their ideology over the welfare of our nation and the general welfare of WE, THE PEOPLE.

At best they can make a convoluted argument about how they are a priori and therefore their ideology is the best thing for the nation and WE, THE PEOPLE.

[DUmmie Cary, being a DUmmie, is, a priori, an expert on convoluted arguments.]

DUmmies usually accuse the Republicans of the exact tactics they use, so I'll say DUmmies are the real traitors.

41 posted on 06/15/2012 5:21:15 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My head hurts! I’m not kidding. Paaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!

I had to bail half-way through.

Yeah, removing logic from schools has worked really well...


42 posted on 06/15/2012 5:28:06 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is this a recent development in this country, or have these people always been with us? I know the French revolution was run by people like this, but it doesn’t seem like us.


43 posted on 06/15/2012 5:43:55 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Sorry, fellas. Julie & I walked 9 holes yesterday in our quest to lose weight. I was done in, and the rest of the day was spent failing to stay awake. I missed all of this.

Our friendly local Yokel is right, pastor. You took their insane rambling to a high level of satire. And you had a lot to work with. “Conservative”; not conservative. Good grief!

But I look at Cary differently. Judged by the quality of Obama’s recent public speaking, I’d say Cary is his favored speech writer. He’s replaced TOTUS’. After all, wouldn’t a community organizer with a law degree seek a lawyer with 27 years experience to write his speeches, allowing time then to rack up 3000 posts at DU in one month? Makes sense to me. Anyway, that’s my a priori take on it.


44 posted on 06/15/2012 5:50:24 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: mountn man

LOL!


45 posted on 06/15/2012 6:05:23 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Charles Henrickson
Republicans are just misguided and emotion-dominated. . . . They should stand back and ask themselves, "Why am I so angry?"

Perfect description of liberal behavior. In therapy, they call this "transference."

46 posted on 06/15/2012 6:10:34 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"I suggest this most appropriate death penalty for Conservatives. Give them their own island where they can be as selfish, eco-unfriendly and ignorant of food safety as they want to be. They'll die in their own filth and infighting in a few generations. "

A few hundred years ago, the British tried something vaguely similar and it didn't work out quite as they expected.

We will probably wind up defending our islands from Dummies trying to illegally immigrate.

47 posted on 06/15/2012 6:13:35 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am not a Marxist in any way, shape, or form. Not that their grievances against Marx hold any merit, mind you. They don't. But I'm not a Marxist.

[Translation: Marx was right. I agree with Marx. But I'm not a Marxist.]

Sorry, Charlie, but you missed on this one. The correct answer is:

Translation: I am a Marxist.

48 posted on 06/15/2012 6:14:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Come on, people. This entire thread is embarrassing. A bunch of posturing and guffawing from start to finish.

You forgot "projecting".

49 posted on 06/15/2012 6:16:36 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Liberalism really is a mental disorder. To state that Conservatives are fascist is an outright fantasy. They are angry that we want to stomp on the EPA to protect private property, they are mad that we want to restore individual liberty by repealing Obamacare and that we want individual responsibility as a way of life.....

These idiots are the ones that want to tell us what to eat, where to live, what trains to ride, and on and on and on and on.....

The useful idiots will simply call us names as they beg for gruel.


50 posted on 06/15/2012 6:18:02 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
There was an episode of Fawlty Towers where the Psychiatrist commented on Basil's behavior, something
like "There's enough subject matter there for a whole conference."

Dummyland is a serious example of the warped psychology employed by liberalism.

51 posted on 06/15/2012 6:22:49 AM PDT by gortklattu (God knows who is best, everybody else is making guesses - Tony Snow)
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To: CSM
Liberalism really is a mental disorder. To state that Conservatives are fascist is an outright fantasy.

Not just full of fantasy, but also ignorance. I mean, just consider the sheer irony of the people who are all in favor of the government stepping in and running business and are calling their philosophical opponents "fascists". Someone needs a dictionary.

52 posted on 06/15/2012 7:37:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I suggest this most appropriate death penalty for Conservatives

Wait....."Conservatives" or Conservatives? I'm so confused. I don't which one I am or if I'm in line for the death penalty!

53 posted on 06/15/2012 7:51:27 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (I just try to stay out of the fray...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What always amazes me is that these slugs think that they are WE, THE PEOPLE.

It is animals who are ruled by their emotions.


54 posted on 06/15/2012 9:54:50 AM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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To: Future Snake Eater; Charles Henrickson
    Sooo … nadin is a combat vet, too?

Nadin has done it all, seen it all. There is nothing beyond her ken.

Barbie was unavailable for comment.

55 posted on 06/15/2012 11:05:41 AM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%
I still can’t figure out what they’re trying to say other than they don’t like conservatives.

BTTT!
56 posted on 06/18/2012 8:16:29 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HA! HA! Yep. The Tea Party sure is this overwhelmingly inflexible group that was formed based on emotionally-driven ideology. Oh, and they are Traitors for desiring a Government that gets out of the way of WE THE PEOPLE’S day to day decisions. Very interesting choice of word. Traitors for wanting to reform government programs and eliminating waste. Traitors for finally demanding a Government that works for US, not for themselves.


57 posted on 06/18/2012 8:39:52 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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