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Obama's First Choice of Umbrella to be Held For Him Would've Been Refused by the Marine
The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-17-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 05/17/2013 4:06:06 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Could you imagine if this were the scene? (yes we can!)

This whole thing goes right in line with this post I did about the study showing strong men tend to be conservative.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; marine; satire; umbrella

1 posted on 05/17/2013 4:06:07 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

"How can I help the Moslem Brotherhood and al Qaeda, today??"

2 posted on 05/17/2013 4:09:17 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Vi veri veniversum vivus vici)
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To: The Looking Spoon
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3 posted on 05/17/2013 4:11:26 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: baddog 219

The Marine would’ve held that one with great pleasure :-)


4 posted on 05/17/2013 4:16:33 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

The Marines had no choice. And though I dislike Obama vehemently, he is the (choke, choke, choke) president, so I’d have to hold it to. Why he couldn’t get an aid is beyond me? But this thread is silly. Let’s talk about something with substance.


5 posted on 05/17/2013 4:23:38 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops! Surrender is not an option!)
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To: Diogenesis

Reason 1 billion why I could never be president; I would have been holding the umbrella for the Marine! This picture is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in quite some time.


6 posted on 05/17/2013 4:29:36 PM PDT by suthener
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To: oneamericanvoice
No American man would dare ask a US Marine to hold an umbrella for him. I don't care about any birth certificate or any lawsuits from Orly Taitz or anyone else.

No American man would dare ask a US Marine to hold an umbrella and I don't care what anyone says about - "well, salute the uniform, not the man inside it" - """ bollocks"""

7 posted on 05/17/2013 4:30:10 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.u)
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To: oneamericanvoice

“But this thread is silly. Let’s talk about something with substance.”

Some times things just get so intense you need a little humour or your head will explode.


8 posted on 05/17/2013 4:32:51 PM PDT by heylady (“Sometimes I wish I could be a Democrat and then I remember I have a soul.”( Deb))
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To: Diogenesis
They're better Photoshoppers at "Looking Spoon," but I tried my hand at something similar:


9 posted on 05/17/2013 4:35:07 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon

We all realize, of course, that the man on the right is superior in every way to the child on the left.


10 posted on 05/17/2013 4:42:15 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: The Looking Spoon

Using Marines as lawn jockeys is an outrage. This is not the kind of “service” these warriors have been trained to do.


11 posted on 05/17/2013 4:42:43 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: baddog 219

how bout “ineligible”


12 posted on 05/17/2013 4:43:11 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Future Snake Eater
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13 posted on 05/17/2013 4:46:02 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Is that John Stewart, or Bill Maher in the background?


14 posted on 05/17/2013 5:06:07 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Plugs is the jester.


15 posted on 05/17/2013 5:10:55 PM PDT by Montanabound
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Joe “Shotgun” Biden


16 posted on 05/17/2013 5:32:26 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Obama Zombies get a clue.
The won gets the umbrella.

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17 posted on 05/17/2013 5:32:28 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: oneamericanvoice

The Marine is there to protect and not from raindrops...
Show me one picture of Bush with a Marine holding something of the sort and I will stand corrected and crawl back in my conservative cave


18 posted on 05/17/2013 6:17:41 PM PDT by WomBom ("I read Free Republic for the pictures")
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To: The Looking Spoon
P.J. O'Rourke once wrote about a trip to the almost bare rock called Iwo Jima. There was a group Marines there at the same time, sleeping in tents in the triple digit heat, and hiking up volcanic Mt. Suribachi before dawn so they could watch the sun rise from its summit. A Marine representative explained that the trip to Iowa Jima was a reward for outstanding young Marines

P.J. wondered, if getting sent to live in a tent on a tropical rock, in the summer, and spending the night climbing a mountain composed of sharp and abrasive volcanic stones, in the dark, in stifling heat, and 100% humidity, was a reward for outstanding service, just what the Marine Corps did to junior enlisted men it was not pleased with...

19 posted on 05/17/2013 8:01:09 PM PDT by Pilsner
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