Surely You Jest: A heartbeat away?Posted on 04/16/2014 8:20:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Surely You Jest: A heartbeat away?
“My God you have survived and you have soared. It was worth it, I mean it sincerely, just to hear you speak.” - Joey Biden, Biddening his own remarks at the Boston Marathon Memorial.
We really need to get someone to follow Joey B around with a mop and bucket to clean up the pieces of his brain that he leaves scattered in his path. On second thought, a tea cup might be sufficient.
I don’t remember falling down this rabbit hole!
Me neither!
Oh well, it’s not as if Joey was hired for his brains.
Turn the super-secret document around Joey. Is it any wonder pool photographers are banned from these events now?
He was added to the presidential slate because of his common touch:
Not smart, Joey.
His ability to relate to the common man:
Hi, my name’s Joe, I’m the guy who won’t be able to help you. Butt have a nice day.
And the common man’s woman:
Really not smart, Joey.
And for his ability to get things done behind the scenes:
Yeah, that’s right, I’m the director.
With unwavering cheerfulness:
And enthusiasm:
All while managing to juggle multiple assignments:
Not too fast Joey: brain freeze!
Here’s the bottom line: as long as you’re “clean and articulate,” it doesn’t matter if your brain is white, black or black and white.
And just because your brain fits in a teacup doesn’t mean you’re unfit to govern, butt unfortunately for Joey, size does still matter.
Butt you just keep running Joey; America’s starting to get used to operating with little brains.
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
Did he also celebrate the multiple illegal government house-to-house invasions by goons looking for a criminal without a warrant?
Biden,McCain,Grayson,and so many others.Politics has become a refuge for the brain damaged in this country.
The truth is hard for any idiot to comprehend:
An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s te(s)ti(c)les, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”
The German doctor says: “That’s nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The United States doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no baIIs, and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
Joe Biden, the best male the Democrats have who is running for US President in 2016.
DEMOCRAT - - - - POWER!
Democrat - - - - Power.
democrat - - - - power?
Biden is the ONLY reason in the world that makes me hope Obama’s heart keeps beating until he is impeached.
It just amazes me that they managed to find a running mate for obama that actually made him look a bit better.
Biden isn’t the kind of idiot who matures with age.
That is the RESOLUTE DESK, fashioned from the timbers of the British warship HMS Resolute. It was a gift from the British to President Hayes in 1880. The Moron-n-Thief HATES the Brits due to his delusional fabrication about them having imprisoned and tortured his father when Kenya was still a British colony. That's BS on two levels: It never happened and FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS (his biological baby daddy) was NEVER IN KENYA!
Stand up Chuck !
Dopey Joe aint called Dopey Joe for nothing.
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