Posted on 06/21/2014 5:27:10 AM PDT by rickmichaels
Have you heard the big news? Gillette is promising that its new razor will usher in an entirely new era in shaving. Got that? Entirely new. Henceforth, we shall presumably blast away facial stubble with laser cannons or perhaps coax it out using the power of positive thinking. You can do it, Mr. Whisker!
Given the focus of recent advances in shaving technology, youre probably thinking: more blades. Bet they gave it way more blades. Six blades. Seven. Introducing the Gillette OctoBlade with built-in WiFi and awesome lightning decals along the side!
But no. This time around, Gillette invested five years of R&D and millions of dollars to create, test, hone and perfectare you ready?A Handle That Pivots Slightly. (Officially, the company refers to this as FlexBall Technologyprobably because that sounds more impressive than A Handle That Pivots Slightly. Which, FYI, is what it is.)
Gillette says its new Fusion ProGlide razor with FlexBall Technology is so powerful that it allows capital letters to be placed in the middle of made-up words. It also apparently responds to facial contoursunlike my old razor, which, when confronted by anything other than a perfect 90-degree angle, simply exploded into flames.
According to Gillette, for too long now, men have been burdened with the onerous task of having to twist their faces in awkward ways when they shave. You ladies out there dont know what its like. One morning back in 06, I had to lift my chin slightly. And I know a guy who still suffers from PTSD (post-traumatic shaving disorder) on account of having to scrunch up his nose that one time.
Enter the FlexBall, which is designed to protect men from the countless perils of moderate head tilting. Speaking with reporters, Gillettes director of Shave Care R&D said, Yes, thats my actual job title. Why are you all laughing? OK, I made up that quote, but what he actually said was: I think well look back on today and say, This is when shaving changed again.
Except heres the thing, Gillette: Youve already nailed shaving. Your last two razors were both really great. Unless evolution throws us a curveball, and mens whiskers abruptly become sentient and develop the ability to deploy countermeasures, were good for razors. We can shut down Gillette labs and free up the companys scientists to devote their intellect to more pressing needs, such as a cure for cancer or whatever makes Billy Corgan sing like that.
But frankly, Gillettes breakthrough fits with the current times. U.S. innovation is in a real slump these days.
For instance, Apples corporate strategy for the past few years has been to make a bigger and bigger deal out of smaller and smaller advances. Were, at most, a few months away from CEO Tim Cook presiding over a three-hour announcement of a software update that will make the yellow icons on your iPhone up to 12 per cent more yellowy.
And did you see the new sandwich being touted by Burger King? Its got two all-beef patties, a special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bunso, yeah, its a Big Mac. They even call it a Big King, in case youre too thick to realize its a Big Mac. Im not saying Burger King is going backward with its product development, but we can all look forward to the next new offering on its menu: One Entire Living Cow.
So perhaps it is unsurprising that a company is going to spend $200 million to market a razor that, by its own best estimation, shaves facial hair one-fortieth of one millimetre shorter than before. (Now I can wait an extra six seconds before I shave again. Thanks!)
Sure, some have been hard on the FlexBall, calling it a glorified marketing gimmick and a dumb novelty. And sure, I bought one, shaved with it and immediately thought to myself: Wait, did I just use my old razor by mistake, because this feels exactly like my old razor? Nope, new razor.
But, on the other hand, the new CEO of Procter & Gamblewhich owns the Gillette brandrecently said he sees an opportunity to squeeze more revenue out of the high end of the market for the products that people use every day.
So there is some profoundly American innovation behind this new product after all. The innovation is charging more.
You ladies have it so easy compared to us guys.........and you want equal rights.....oh sure......try shaving your face......lol. This article is a hoot!
“Only problem is they run about $25 now - yikes!”
True, but blades are dirt cheap. I bought my Merkur last October and I have enough blades to get me through November just from a sampler pack I ordered online for about $10. Much cheaper than buying packs of cartridges, quality of the shave is about the same for me too.
I bought a double edge razor like that a while ago. Best shave I’ve ever had. Yes, there was some up front cost for the razor (Merkur 34-c HD) but the razors are only pennies apiece. Also got a shave brush and Proraso shave soap. Top off with some real bay rum after shave. I actually enjoy my shave now!
True but will last forever...blades are very cheap.
A standard disposable razor will last 3 months or more provided that you clean it and dry it after each use.
High end disposable razors are for chumps.
I for one would welcome definitive proof when my wife shaves her legs with my razor.
Send me a quick message so I can barge in and say ‘Ah Ha! Caught you.”
Reminds me of the flex-handle toothbrush. Like we can’t figure out how to use our wrist anymore.
I converted to old school...
Bought that exact razor for about $25...
Bought a badger shaving brush with shaving soap mug for $ 29 and 100 razors for $10.00
My investment was about $65 for a YEAR or more worth of shaving supplies...About a dollar a week...!!!
Best shave of my life...too
Ditto that...
I have a very heavy beard...
My five o'clock shadow has a five o'clock shadow...
I really hated shaving every morning because even the best disposable razor really didn't work that well...
I was really shocked how close and clean shaven I got when I used a double edge razor with the shaving soap...
No more getting shaving cream on my hands, the shaving soap really is different than shaving cream in getting the beard softened up...
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I’ve gone back to the two sided razor people used up until Gillette came out with the Trac thingie. Works better but you can really skin yourself as you get used to the proper motion.
So give up the daily shave and make like a real man.
A short beard keeps the face cool in the summer and a longer beard keeps you warm in the winter.
Shaving is for girly men.
I make one exception and that would be those who may need to wear a gas mask.
New fangled trash. A real man uses steel. I use this with every shave and only cut myself on rate occasions. Keep it honed and your beard moist - or else!
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