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Trump's Comb-Over? There are Worse!
Reaganite Republican ^
| 09 September 2015
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 09/09/2015 9:46:59 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
Actually, Trump's comb-over is a marvel of hair engineering-
a complex, lattice-like affair involving advanced design/materials consisting of multiple alternate layers of hair planks and lacquer... kind of like how they make a fiberglass boat, no wonder it's durability is legendary.
Hey, the guy builds skyscrapers for a living-- probably had one of his engineers do the CAD/CAM model so they could test the structural rigidity:
Basically, he's just trying to maintain the same hairstyle he sported from the 1980s (most people stick with a certain look after some point) back when
The Donald still had a more full head of hair. And as a guy starting to thin a bit myself, I can sympathize-- you just keep wondering at what point you'll 'declare bankruptcy' and shave it all off.
But while Trump clearly isn't ready to throw-in-the-towel yet -and neither am I- as far as combovers go, his is actually downright respectable...
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: combover; hair; haircut; rino; trump
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To: all the best
To: flaglady47
Well, The Cat's comb over is impressive, you know, not quite as impressive as The Donald's, but obviously he has good people. Not as good of people as The Donald can get, he can get the best people, but the Cat has good people, no doubt The Donald will want to speak with them, maybe get them on the payroll. He only puts the best people on the payroll. Terrific, fantastic people!
Disclaimer: I am not mocking Donald Trump in a malicious way. I am just having some fun with the way he talks, which I used to hate, but now find strangely endearing...
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:59:58 AM PDT
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chris37
(Heartless)
To: chris37
“Disclaimer: I am not mocking Donald Trump in a malicious way. I am just having some fun with the way he talks, which I used to hate, but now find strangely endearing...”
Actually, you do Donald speak very well, lol.
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posted on
09/09/2015 11:27:26 AM PDT
by
flaglady47
(TRUMP ROCKS)
To: John W; MinuteGal
Oh man, my eyes! King’s hair courtesy of an egg beater.
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posted on
09/09/2015 11:31:03 AM PDT
by
flaglady47
(TRUMP ROCKS)
To: Reaganite Republican
Funny but not accurate. Trump has shown his hairline repeatedly and he does not have a comb over. I watched him pull his hair back and he does not have a receding hairline. That’s just the way he wears his hair.
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posted on
09/09/2015 11:36:08 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only po f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: flaglady47
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posted on
09/09/2015 11:44:22 AM PDT
by
chris37
(Heartless)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 4:56:16 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: Reaganite Republican
Ooops...
That last post was supposed to go on your funnies thread...
My bad...:)
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posted on
09/09/2015 4:57:52 PM PDT
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Bon mots
To: Reaganite Republican
I went bald at 23 and I have never, ever even considered doing the combover. I can't imagine what people are thinking when they do it.
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09/09/2015 5:04:10 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Liberals support high taxes on alcohol, tobacco and wealth. And all for the same reason.)
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