Posted on 10/03/2015 2:27:03 PM PDT by PROCON
There exists in this world a condiment below all others. It has all of the flavor of sawdust and the sublime texture of soap scum. Until recently, I was unaware that The Federalist, lovers of freedom, etc., was complicit in its spread. I rise today to defend America—nay, the world—against such scurrilous anti-food propaganda.
As all Americans, especially Texans, know, mayonnaise is a tool of oppression used by communists and bland-food lovers everywhere. It is a form of mind control designed to cow you into a sense of complacency about life. Food has flavor, and mayo covers that flavor up. It destroys your ability to taste.
What do you do to a food if it is too intense, and you’re not Texan? You add mayonnaise. In much the same way that salt is used to flavor food, mayonnaise is used to bland it. It is flavor’s anti-particle: it annihilates on contact.
Hello, People: The French Invented Mayonnaise
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
The French are God’s misguided children. Ergo....
mayonnaise is pure. miracle whip is pure evil.
So you have your head on right THAT way, too, LOL
Stop yolk-ing around! We’re trying to have a serious conversation here.
I had a roommate in college that every so often I had to set straight. Out of the blue, I would tell him this: “Ya know, you’re just full of sh#t!!.” That worked for 2 or 3 weeks, and he would relapse into stupid commentary. I would repeat the cure as needed.
So it is with the author of this article.
During the French occupation of Mexico, the French soldiers really missed having mayonnaise, so a special ship with barrels of it was sent from France. Unfortunately the ship sank before it got to Mexico and the French soldiers were inconsolable. But the Mexicans were delighted and ever since then have celebrated the “sinko de mayo.”
Agreed.
Don’t think he had anything to do with that combo. It would explain what happened to cause the flood though.
Hey Amazon has that too! I’ll order up some next time.
Thanks.
But He did make artichokes.
No Mayo...EVER!
On fries? Chili and cheese.
I like sour cream on my fries.
The Belgians, not the French, invented what we call...Freedom Fries!
For real, fries in Belgium are served with mayonnaise, not ketchup.
On the eve of the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon said,
“Hark! They are playing the Mayonnaise. The army must be dressing.”
LOL...I’ll buy that
The hidden shame of mental dysfunction...
Worchester Sauce. It’s what greasy fries, properly fried in lard, still hot, greasy enough to pack a bearing, were made for...
http://www.boetjesmustard.com/
Local product. Best mustard made. People who move away have it sent to them.
This one was #1 rated by Americas Test Kitchen.
Love it or hate it, Miracle Whip is sweetened mayo. That’s all it is.
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