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Swalwell Defends Secret Surveillance of Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/20/2019 12:06:41 PM PDT by John Semmens

Now that the lengthy and expensive Mueller investigation has failed to find any evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) still defends the original Obama Administration decision to initiate a covert surveillance of the Trump campaign.

“I know a lot of people think it was wrong for a sitting president to use federal government resources to spy on an opposing political party,” Swalwell acknowledged. “But President Obama swore an oath to protect this country from all enemies—both foreign and domestic. Since Trump is an outsider who has not come up through the ranks of American politics the traditional vetting that assures a candidate fits within the parameters of acceptable ideology did not occur. Under such circumstances, mobilizing the considerable resources available to our intelligence community to spy on Trump was the only reasonable choice.”

The Congressman brushed off concerns that using these resources against a political opponent during a campaign unfairly interferes in the electoral contest, saying “sure there are some risks, but these are unavoidable given the importance of ensuring that our system isn’t unnecessarily disrupted. At worst, it could have tilted the election in favor of the Democratic candidate. However, that candidate was described as ‘the most qualified person ever to seek the presidency’ by President Obama. Under those circumstances, I think the actions taken to spy on Trump were well worth it.”

In related news, the Swalwell 2020 campaign for the presidency unveiled a new interpretation of the 2nd Amendment that would incarcerate individuals who won’t surrender their guns. “The Constitution says the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, but it doesn’t say we can’t require that this right be exercised only within secure areas,” Swalwell argued. “If you want to tote a gun do it behind bars. This way we can keep the streets safe while simultaneously giving the violence-prone among us the opportunity to confine their murderous proclivities to others of the same ilk.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/04/20/swalwell-defends-secret-surveillance-of-trump/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; spying; trump

1 posted on 04/20/2019 12:06:41 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Instead of a Swalwell, let’s have a Swell Wall.


2 posted on 04/20/2019 12:09:23 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: John Semmens

Nixon.


3 posted on 04/20/2019 12:15:04 PM PDT by the_daug
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To: John Semmens

Smellbad is such a nutcase; this is actually something he would say.


4 posted on 04/20/2019 12:40:19 PM PDT by Boomer (One can be an American or a Democrat but never both; not since Zero was elected anyway.)
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To: John Semmens

Since Trump is an outsider who has not come up through the ranks of American politics

That is an honest description of the way both the R and D establishments think. From local city and county level to state and national level, being a member of the establishment, not ideology, is the criteria.


5 posted on 04/20/2019 5:10:34 PM PDT by spintreebob
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