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HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY
NY Post ^ | 12-16-04 | richard johnson

Posted on 12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1

JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashlee; bra; dad; father; jessica; joesimpson; nick; notewhotheauthoris; rockyhorror; simpson; thosecrazysimpsons; weird
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just damn.
1 posted on 12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

Sick!


2 posted on 12/16/2004 3:44:41 PM PST by KoRn
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To: Rakkasan1

Pics, pics....please!!!


3 posted on 12/16/2004 3:44:58 PM PST by el_texicano (Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate)
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To: Rakkasan1
I, for one, am glad for his career move. He doesn't seem that he was too committed to his earlier calling.
4 posted on 12/16/2004 3:45:15 PM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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To: el_texicano

Yeah we can handle that...../smile

We should be the judge!


5 posted on 12/16/2004 3:45:37 PM PST by KoRn
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To: Rakkasan1

Why would a father talk about her daughter's chest, or even her daughter in general, like that? If it was Nick Lachey, it'd be more understandable, but her dad!?!?!?!?!


6 posted on 12/16/2004 3:46:12 PM PST by MahaMarty (This'll probably get me suspended...AGAIN!)
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To: Rakkasan1

Call me closed-minded, but any man who will talk about his own daughter in those terms makes me ill.


7 posted on 12/16/2004 3:46:14 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Rakkasan1

Proving there's more than one big boob in the Simpson family.


8 posted on 12/16/2004 3:46:18 PM PST by Argus
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To: Rakkasan1

That's her father? Big ICK.


9 posted on 12/16/2004 3:46:49 PM PST by P-Chan Penny (When Informed Women Vote, Republicans Win!!!!!)
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To: Rakkasan1

What a pig.


11 posted on 12/16/2004 3:48:12 PM PST by Serb5150 (Christlich leben selig sterben ist das beste das wir erben.)
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To: Rakkasan1
the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian,' and I'm like, 'That's true

Like, how old is this guy? Like 16?

12 posted on 12/16/2004 3:48:13 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Emmett McCarthy

"Call me closed-minded, but any man who will talk about his own daughter in those terms makes me ill."

ok. you're closed minded(and correct)


13 posted on 12/16/2004 3:49:08 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: Rakkasan1

Amazing.


14 posted on 12/16/2004 3:49:16 PM PST by PeterFinn (The NAACP can have a recount of the Ohio vote if I can have a recount of the Million Man March.)
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To: Rakkasan1
The 21st Century version of "Father Knows Best."

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

15 posted on 12/16/2004 3:49:52 PM PST by Mike Bates (If you've been very, very good, Santa may give you. . . .)
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To: Rakkasan1

I would hate for my Dad, to talk, about me in those terms. It really is sick, I guess I can see why she is messed up in the head.......


16 posted on 12/16/2004 3:51:21 PM PST by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: Rakkasan1

He's a little too appreciative of his daughter's "assets" if you know what I mean. I would have warning bells going off if I were her mother but I might be being paranoid. Fathers don't normally call attention to their daughters that way. Mine didn't anyway, but I wasn't much to brag about. :-)


17 posted on 12/16/2004 3:51:41 PM PST by Melinda in TN
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To: MahaMarty

He's no father.


18 posted on 12/16/2004 3:52:07 PM PST by steveo (Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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To: Mike Bates

"Father Knows Breast."


19 posted on 12/16/2004 3:53:36 PM PST by My2Cents (To those inclined to receive it, "Merry Christmas!" To those NOT so inclined, "Bah Humbug!")
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To: Rakkasan1

My oldest daughter Jazz is almost more a clone of my ex-wife than a daughter. From a distance in low light even I confuse one with the other.

My ex-wife is a life long athlete and even at 42 still has a curvacious Salma Hayek body (with big fun bubbles)! Thing is, my daughter is built the exact same way.


20 posted on 12/16/2004 3:53:43 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: MahaMarty

I don't think it's a big deal for a father to talk about his daughter's chest but not with the words Mr. Simpson used.Some fathers are surprised and sometimes upset about the size of the daughter's breasts but I doubt they say look at the size of those suckers.It looks like the fame and fortune of his daughters has led the minister astray.


21 posted on 12/16/2004 3:54:17 PM PST by rdcorso (Did I mention I was in Vietnam where I lost my backbone? Spineless John)
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To: Rakkasan1

Why do I suspect Dad has first-hand knowledge...

 

22 posted on 12/16/2004 3:54:19 PM PST by Fintan (Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...)
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To: steveo

He's been bitten by the hollyweird money bug.


23 posted on 12/16/2004 3:56:48 PM PST by cyborg (http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
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To: el_texicano

24 posted on 12/16/2004 3:58:25 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: Rakkasan1
I thought this was going to be a bill clinton thread.
25 posted on 12/16/2004 3:59:08 PM PST by Freebird Forever (MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!)
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To: My2Cents
"Father Knows Breast."

Thread's over, you win...

26 posted on 12/16/2004 3:59:52 PM PST by Ichneumon
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To: Tarpaulin

Those HAVE GOT to be fake. I've never met a woman with naturally curly hair like that.


27 posted on 12/16/2004 4:00:31 PM PST by steveo (Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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To: P-Chan Penny
"That's her father? Big ICK."

That's exactly what I thought when I read this story in my NY Post this morning.

Its damn creepy if you ask me.
28 posted on 12/16/2004 4:01:57 PM PST by KwasiOwusu
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To: Graybeard58

One has to wonder what came about that made him a "former"
minister....Was he,perhaps,being a little too huggy-kissy with some of his younger congregation members?
Just wondering.....
A totally inappropriate remark for a father to make regarding his own daughter. Gross!


29 posted on 12/16/2004 4:02:13 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: My2Cents

Haaaa! Good one! Breast one,uh,er,make that BEST one i've read yet! :)


30 posted on 12/16/2004 4:03:49 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: el_texicano
Take a look at http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ and scroll-down to December 9, 2004...
31 posted on 12/16/2004 4:11:45 PM PST by solitas (Mystic G4, 10.3.6; until I do the 10.3.7 updater tonight)
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32 posted on 12/16/2004 4:43:07 PM PST by Michael Barnes
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To: Freebird Forever

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/benny05.wav


33 posted on 12/16/2004 5:39:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: Rakkasan1

Jessica is 100% pure American beauty. I don't care too much for Ashlee.

34 posted on 12/16/2004 5:41:51 PM PST by 12 Gauge Mossberg (I Approved This Posting - Paid For By Mossberg, Inc.)
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To: Ichneumon

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/ltunes.wav


35 posted on 12/16/2004 5:45:32 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: 12 Gauge Mossberg
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005187.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004051.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005188.html
36 posted on 12/16/2004 7:59:56 PM PST by solitas (Mystic G4, 10.3.6; until I do the 10.3.7 updater tonight)
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To: MahaMarty
I don't know that I'm 'normal but the last thing I would do is brag about my daughters physical attributes other than to say, Honey, you are gorgeous. Looking down her blouse isn't something Dads or brothers should be doing IMO.
37 posted on 12/17/2004 6:21:56 AM PST by B4Ranch (((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
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To: Rakkasan1
Joe Simpson, Push in this button ASAP

38 posted on 12/17/2004 6:29:46 AM PST by B4Ranch (((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
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To: Rakkasan1

We were speaking of yarmulkes the other day (the small head-covering that jewish men wear in temple). Someeone said he'd attended the opening of a jewish school but did not have a yarmulke. I told him to cut one of the cups out of his wife's bra. I think the lace would make a nice touch...


39 posted on 12/17/2004 7:45:04 AM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: steveo; rdcorso; B4Ranch
Maybe Joe Simpson doesn't think much of it because people have been making comments about her chest since they grew in, even Christian music execs would deny her contracts because of the size of her boobs...or maybe he should not say a word to anyone about them, because if my fiance's dad would do that, I would be a little creeped out.
40 posted on 12/17/2004 8:15:07 AM PST by MahaMarty (This'll probably get me suspended...AGAIN!)
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To: Rakkasan1
You can't cover those suckers up!"

DOUBLE DOUBLE ENTENDRE???

41 posted on 12/17/2004 8:48:17 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Emmett McCarthy

Very well. You're closed-minded.

I am, too. That's tacky and tasteless for a father to say.


42 posted on 12/18/2004 4:36:51 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Supporting the Troops" means you want them to WIN.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Ashlee is like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, but with more depth?

There are just so many tasteless ways that can be responded to.


43 posted on 12/18/2004 4:40:20 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Supporting the Troops" means you want them to WIN.)
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She's hideous. ;') In either case, I don't see the big deal about what he said.


44 posted on 12/19/2004 6:42:10 AM PST by SunkenCiv ("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
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To: el_texicano

Jessica Simpson

45 posted on 12/19/2004 7:35:25 AM PST by SunkenCiv ("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
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To: MahaMarty

He has to sell the product. The product has grown up and requires new sales effort.


46 posted on 12/19/2004 7:41:38 AM PST by bert (Don't Panic.....)
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To: SunkenCiv

Sigh....she definitely got's a nice rack!


47 posted on 12/21/2004 1:45:25 PM PST by el_texicano (Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate)
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To: MahaMarty
Why would a father talk about her daughter's chest, or even her daughter in general, like that? If it was Nick Lachey, it'd be more understandable, but her dad!?!?!?!?!

It's called covert incest--- no touching, but sexualization of the child by the parent. Very icky. Very wrong.

48 posted on 12/21/2004 1:47:21 PM PST by najida (Well lookee here! Cute shoes, chocolate and my own remote control.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Jessica is very well toned. I'm curious what her workout is.


49 posted on 12/21/2004 1:51:44 PM PST by dennisw (Help put the "Ch" back in Chanukah)
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To: el_texicano

Oh yeah... and it's not as if her dad referred to them as "winnebagos" or somethin'...


50 posted on 12/22/2004 12:16:39 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
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