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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^
| 09/16/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 09/16/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT by BJClinton
Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; imissyouthag; ofst; omgwtfbbq; tgif; volsgators
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To: BJClinton
201
posted on
09/16/2005 8:41:44 AM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
("It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.")
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Captain Jack Sparrow That's "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Shalom.
202
posted on
09/16/2005 8:41:50 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
To: Prime Choice
203
posted on
09/16/2005 8:42:30 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(How 'bout them Cowboys?)
To: LongElegantLegs
Hey, I have been a Raider fan for 21 years. I know optimism when it comes to football.
204
posted on
09/16/2005 8:42:33 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
Hmmm... Well I'm SURE it wasn't the OTHER BJClinton. Gag me. Or Monica. He he he!
205
posted on
09/16/2005 8:43:09 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
Comment #206 Removed by Moderator
To: dfwgator
207
posted on
09/16/2005 8:43:47 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: TheresaKett
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder?
One's a bottom-feeding-scum-sucker and the other's a fish.
Shalom.
208
posted on
09/16/2005 8:44:21 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
Comment #209 Removed by Moderator
To: fredhead
210
posted on
09/16/2005 8:45:54 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: BJClinton
"Of course, y'all play the 49ers at some point, right?" Raiders Schedule:
Regular Season
Thu 9/8 at New England L 20-30
Sun 9/18 Kansas City 8:30 pm
Sun 9/25 at Philadelphia 1:00 pm
Sun 10/2 Dallas 4:15 pm
bye
Sun 10/16 San Diego 4:15 pm
Sun 10/23 Buffalo 4:15 pm
Sun 10/30 at Tennessee 1:00 pm
Sun 11/6 at Kansas City 1:00 pm
Sun 11/13 Denver 4:05 pm
Sun 11/20 at Washington 1:00 pm
Sun 11/27 Miami 4:05 pm
Sun 12/4 at San Diego 8:30 pm
Sun 12/11 at NY Jets 1:00 pm
Sun 12/18 Cleveland 4:05 pm
Sat 12/24 at Denver 4:15 pm
Sat 12/31 NY Giants 8:00 pm
211
posted on
09/16/2005 8:47:00 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
Comment #212 Removed by Moderator
To: JimWforBush
Very funny, very. But, Williams is a raging lib, so I doubt he's the author. Least not the Mork RW we think of when we hear his name. Ewww...Mork...I just SO dated myself, didn't I?
213
posted on
09/16/2005 8:48:00 AM PDT
by
somesie
(Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.)
Comment #214 Removed by Moderator
To: MrsCinAZ
215
posted on
09/16/2005 8:54:27 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: MrsCinAZ; JimWforBush; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; Dashing Dasher; najida; pissant; ...
LOL, Now that is Funny.
See post #214
216
posted on
09/16/2005 8:55:45 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
My enemy's enemy...
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish, or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
He was bleeding, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good!
217
posted on
09/16/2005 8:56:50 AM PDT
by
flutters
(God Bless The USA)
To: day10
| |
system# dir /w
Bad command or file name system# dir /p
Bad command or file name
system# dir
Bad command or file name! BAD! DOWN! SIT!!
|
| |
218
posted on
09/16/2005 8:58:00 AM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: flutters
AMEN!! Bin Laden is no match for those B!tches.
219
posted on
09/16/2005 8:58:17 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton; Delmont
That looks like the beginning of that underground Tonya Harding video...
220
posted on
09/16/2005 8:58:56 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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