Posted on 09/16/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT by BJClinton
Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!
Awwww!! SO CUTE!! :o)
Sorry...Robin Williams didn't write that.
You got snoped.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
OMG......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders – Sunday, 8:30 p.m. ET (ESPN) Preview
Chiefs 1st, AFC West Record: 1-0 at Raiders T-2nd, AFC West Record: 0-1
Would Larry Johnson want more carries after rushing for 110 yards and two touchdowns on just nine carries? Of course. But Priest Holmes has proved he's one of the best running backs in the league. Also, it's hard for any back to find a rhythm when you split up the carries among two backs. What the Chiefs really should be concerned about is the offensive line and tackle Willie Roaf's hamstring injury.
Ronald Curry wondered why he and Jerry Porter didn't get the ball thrown their way in Oakland's loss to New England, but they shouldn't get too excited. It's only one game. When you trade for Randy Moss, it's important that you let it be known he will be getting the ball.
Prediction: Oakland. The Raiders are one of the most improved teams in the league, and I still feel Kansas City's defense has some question marks, particularly in the secondary. The Chiefs don't have a guy who can match up one on one with Randy. K.C. isn't very stout in the defensive front, either. That's why running the ball should be a lot easier for LaMont Jordan. I also look for some play-action passing and for Porter or Curry to get deep with everyone concerned about Moss.
Thanks much! I've had an awful lot of fun with the site these past 2 years. Thanks for coming along on the ride! :o)
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
Good Luck!
(At the Drive-In)
And now for a preview of our coming attractions…
Man Ho! Productions presents:
Eric Johns and Chuck U. Farley
In the south seas saga
“BUGGERY ON THE HIGH SEAS”
Captain: “Hoist that scurvy dog from the yardarm!”
Sailor: “Aye, Captain!”
Captain: “Yeoman Bosuns”
Yeoman: “Sir!”
Captain: “Read the charges.”
Yeoman: “Aye Captain! Seaman Kelly! You have been charged with the heinous crime of buggery on the high seas. How do you plead?”
Kelly: (Whimpering) “I’m innocent, I’m innocent, you gotta believe me.”
Accuser: (Effeminate sounding) “He’s lying.”
Kelly: “I am not!!!”
Accuser: “You are so you big fibber!!”
Kelly: “You better watch out or I’m gonna get you.”
Accuser: “You already did, that’s why you’re in trouble now.”
Captain: “SHUT UP!!”
Accuser: “But he’s a big fibber, he’s lying!!”
Captain: “Shut up or you’ll get what he’s getting.”
Accuser: “And what’s that?”
Captain: “Fifty lashes with a cat-o-nine-tails!”
Accuser: “FIFTY LASHES?!! He should get at least a hundred for what he did to me, the big fibber, you liar liar liar.”
Captain: “Hoist that scurvy dog from the yardarm!”
Accuser: “Ow!!! You’re hurting my wrists!!! Hey this isn’t funny now you guys” (Sound of cloth being torn) “Oh, rip the shirt, how cliché. I suppose you’ll have me walk the plank next of something.”
Captain: “Take that you DOG!!!” (Sound of whip)
Accuser (after each lashing): “Ow! Oh! Oooh! Oh yeah!! Yeah, yeah!!” (Fade out)
That is our show for the evening. Please leave by the exit and don’t forget the speakers.
I used to watch it too. We're not that old yet.
Got the Blue Angels at NAS Oceana in Virginia Beach this weekend.
Well thanks. BTW, I am STILL bitter over the Tuck Rule.
Monday will be the 7th anniversary of my 30th birthday. Nanu Nanu!
LOL! What's a little pain among FRiends. It could be helpful in the removal of cling-ons.
You knew I enjoyed a good spanking!!
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