Nectar of the Broke: The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk

Cracked.com ^ | ? | Adam Brown

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Getting drunk on a tight budget is practically a rite of passage. Just about all of us have some tale to tell about nights spent getting ****faced on Olde English 800 or some equally putrid swill.

But party all the time as we might, it's doubtful any of us have stories that involve being so broke, we had to resort to throwing down any of this. If we had, we'd likely not have lived to talk about it.

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WARNING: Contains foul language, even fouler potables.

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Apparently somebody at Cracked.com has been reading Modern Drunkard Magazine.

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Ping!

[martin_fierro]

It had puzzles under the cap.

[al baby]

Simple taka vodka

[DeaconBenjamin]

Russian Aftershave. Not just Russian. I heard about "green dragon" a good 20 years ago in DC.

[library user]

It had puzzles under the cap.

Probably to give their customers something to do the next day.

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I’d post the answer to that puzzle, but someone would complain about spoilers.

[LauraJean]

Considering all the drinks I have had at Sci-Fi cons I’m afraid to look.
Does MD 20 count?

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Does MD 20 count?

The folks at Bumwine.com say "H*ll yeah!"

[grjr21]

I don’t know how they could have left out Pulqe

It has the appearance of milk but a much slimier texture

[Army Air Corps]

“That Night Train is a mean wine” - Jake Blues

[Centurion2000]

Does MD 20 count?

MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm are considered BETTER ways to get drunk than the list of demented alcohols and other assorted mind-altering liquids these people drink.

Holy crap! And I thought drinking Jack Daniel's instead of Maker's or Knob Creek was being reduced to barbarism.

[dfwgator]

“Have you heard? What’s the word? It’s Thunderbird” - ZZ Top

[Army Air Corps]

What, no Schlitz malt liquor?

A friend of mine made some “trade whiskey” from a recipe that he found in a history book on fur trapping in the 1840s. One of the ingredients is black powder.

[To Hell With Poverty]

They forgot the Kitty Dukakis special: vanilla extract. Or was it rubbing alcohol? Hmmm....

Speaking of bum wine, actually here in Atlanta the bums like to drink mouthwash, too.

[rockrr]

“Collect them all!”

[southern rock]

"Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky lager."

[Cementjungle]

Speaking of bum wine, actually here in Atlanta the bums like to drink mouthwash, too.

At least their breath is fresh.

[loboinok]

I’d post the answer to that puzzle, but someone would complain about spoilers.

Well, stop wasting time and do it anyway!