Yellowstone supervolcano is only lukewarm

New Scientist ^ | August 8, 2008 | Catherine Brahic

[DuncanWaring]

Not just “Monday” ... “Monday Morning”.

[Monkey Face]

*blech*

Well, for another buck-fifteen, anyway...

[null and void]

Actually, I don’t.

[Monkey Face]

I’m always on the Undead Thread, except when I’m not.
This month, it’s here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2051714/posts?page=682#683

[hosepipe]

[ Yellowstone supervolcano is only lukewarm ]

BUT....... That could change..

[Judith Anne]

To suggest coolling in the face of increased surface temps and bulging seems unrealistic

Yes, agreed, and those are both recent.

[fanfan]

Quick! Send Paris Hilton to Yellowstone!

That would probably cool it off even further. I mean, what’s she got (besides money) that I haven’t got?

Well, she has one heck of an ego, and she feels a need to tell everyone how hot she is.

We should send her there for a few months to prove it.

:-)

[bigheadfred]

Just remember to plan your escape route if you are going to sit in the hot pools around there. There is a chance that the man and woman who just took their clothes off and are sitting next to you are really Park Rangers and when they get out they are going to announce the rest of you are under arrest for trespassing.

[Cailleach]

but, but, won’t global warming make it...warmer?

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
She needs to disappear from public view. Who ever told her she was pretty? Or sexy? *barf*

[colorado tanker]

Whew. I’ve been waking up at nights worrying about the “overdue” super volcano explosion.

[dragnet2]

I just don't trust any theory that says it's permanently cooling off. There is absolutely no way to know that.

You bet. In reality, they haven't a clue what is happening over 60 miles below the surface.

[fanfan]

Maybe her Mom or Dad, or maybe no one.

I’m happy I’m not her.

:-)

[Monkey Face]

I never lay awake worrying about anything! I mean, by the time you hear about it, it’s WAY-Y-Y too late!

[Monkey Face]

I’m sure she must have been told from the day she was born, but, *sheesh* I’ve found better-lookin’ faces on the end of a fish hook!

I suspect, if she were MY kid, she would have had a comeuppance at 16, rather than a Coming Out Party! LOL!

[colorado tanker]

No worries here! According to the lefties I've already died from about a dozen calamities and globull warming is about to do it again!

[Monkey Face]

Glob Al is all talk and no show.

The lefties suffer from terminal Cranial-Rectal Inversion, so I don’t pay any attention to what they say. They’re talking out of the bottoms of their bottoms...

;o]

[ApplegateRanch]

This adds to suggestions that the plume has disconnected from its heat source in the Earth's core.

Drill to the core there; drill to the core now!

We MUST restore the heat source, or this “jewel of the National Park System” will die!

The NPS MUST preserve the Natural Wonders we have entrusted to them!

Where is the Sierra Club? Where is EarthFirst!? Where is the OUTRAGE?!?

Code Green members meet at Old Faithful Visitor's Center a week from Saturday at 8 AM.

Bring handcuffs, idiotic costumes, funny hats, garish makeup, illiterate placards, and any other paraphernalia you feel necessary to a successful protest. Chant sheets will be distrubuted on site.

And do NOT forget to inform your friends in the Media!

[ApplegateRanch]

I’ve been waking up at nights worrying about the “overdue” super volcano explosion.

Don't relax just yet; it's a ruse. Yellowstone Caldera has donated some of its heat allotment to Toba Caldera, in a stealth end-run.

[colorado tanker]

Yep, toba parties can be really hot. :-))