API plans to plan to announce the final final move Monday morning on the fake Michelle Obama tape

African Press International ^ | November 3, 2008

[1rudeboy]

API has done the minimum it can to maintain interest in our blog in order to have the tape released by Fox News Network as stipulated in the agreement we can't prove to exist. Fox News Network seems to have delayed the airing of the fake tape intentionally, and yet they are unaware of the importance of the contents to API and the need to get the contents exposed to the American people before mom comes downstairs and takes away our computer privileges.

API may decide to ignore the existing non-existing agreement that Fox News is ignoring if the engaging counsel is in agreement with API’s intended final final approach that will enable the necessary steps to be taken in order to find other means to ensure the existing non-existing contents that are being ignored are made public immediately.

On Counsel’s advice, API gave Fox News Network an ultimatum yesterday (Sunday 2. November).

Fox N.N chose to ignore the ultimatum after ignoring the non-existing agreement and that has placed API in an awkward position forcing it now to look into the possibility to cancel, without ramifications, the whole imaginary deal and proceed to publicise the fake tape with the help of any other willing outlet.

API will have a meeting in the morning on the schoolbus with Counsel in order to look for the next best final final solution, thereafter take a decision and inform Fox News Network on the new direction to be ignored in order to have the contents of the fake tape to be made public before the voting day. In the Process, and for the new final final plans to sail smoothly, and succeed, Fox News Network, if they do not accept to follow the new plan of action and choose to ignore it, will be asked to accept the cancellation of the existing non-existing agreement amicably in order to avoid any future disagreements that may arise and be ignored, and API will move to the courts demanding compensation.

[OpusatFR]

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[mad_as_he$$]

At this point it is the funniest thing in this mess. Clearly guys who are in way over their head.

[1rudeboy]

If you object to me posting this BS, then run back to your “My navel lint is voting Obama what do I do?” threads.

[Robe]

[molly_jack2007]

The entire site is a scam.

Freepers, do NOT allow any “Surprise” allow you to become complacent on staying home tomorrow if you have not already voted.

Fox news has denied that they are in any negotiations with “API”.

This is a ruse designed to take attention away from your vote.

After the election, however it falls....someone needs to look into API and expose them for who they are.

[PeteB570]

Reads like satire to me.

[Yo-Yo]

Very nice job at subtle satire. Apparently a bit too subtle for some FReepers.

[1rudeboy]

Take a look at the second paragraph of the original. It's already a parody of itself.

[PjhCPA]

As soon as some people see “API” they post same thing they did on the last 80 API threads.

They obviously didn’t read it.

[snowrip]

API may decide to ignore the existing non-existing agreement that Fox News is ignoring if the engaging counsel is in agreement with API’s intended final final approach that will enable the necessary steps to be taken in order to find other means to ensure the existing non-existing contents that are being ignored are made public immediately.

Dude... all these "press releases" sound exactly like all those emails I get... from the attorney representing the King of Somalia, or the president of Zaire, or whatever. When is API going to get to the part where we all get 2% of $100 billion euros, as soon as we furnish our banking information so they can deposit the money?

[Peter Horry]

LOL, is that for real? Gee, I’ve never gotten one.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This story is political porn. And to put it into context, it's like a snuff film. no one is sure it exists, it lingers, you arent even sure if you'd believe it if you saw it, you gosssip about it quitely (if someone else brings it up) and it takes up very little of you porn viewing time, because there is so much other political porn that you can feed your need off of.

Let it go, pick up a copy of political playboy, enjoy a few good posts at Drudge and some various blogs, but unless you are prepared to follow Nicholas Cage into the darkness chasing after the alleged 8mm of MO ranting, take a cold shower and move on. Just my thoughts

[steve8714]

I think this is posted for humor value.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

they are called 419 scams (419 being the law they are breaking) and you can go here to see how some are actually taking advantage of them and stringing them along. Be sure to click the Trophy Room for photo's.

[Puddleglum]

This time I really really really really really really really really mean it.

[machogirl]

africanpress Says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:28 pm

API will be making an announcement on the new course of action in the next 5 hours or so. In the meantime, we are unable to discus any details on the Michelle Obama tape.

Right now API is in serious discussions with lawyers on what must be done.

Chief Editor Korir

This means 3 1/2 hours from now.

[j_k_l]

That was funny!

[1rudeboy]

Which is humorous in itself. API can discuss any details it wants. It's their fake tape.

And the non-existent lawyers are milking API for billable hours just like API is milking the remaining number of people that are still fooled.

[machogirl]

I wonder what excuse will pop up next.

They have an article up about riots in Kenya if obama loses.

[JimRed]

If there is a fake tape it should NOT be released.