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The Worst Pop Singer Ever. Why, exactly, is Billy Joel so bad?
Slate ^ | Jan 23, 2009 | Ron Rosenbaum

Posted on 01/24/2009 9:21:17 PM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: Eric Blair 2084

Yeah, I think it was more on her.


61 posted on 01/24/2009 10:18:00 PM PST by Rastus
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To: squidly
But I still like Uptown Girl for some reason

i hate that song! it may have something to do with the video... my favorite Billy Joel song is Innocent Man... and i do like to sing Piano Man...

62 posted on 01/24/2009 10:18:57 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: ken21
i once read that the worst rock song was “we built this city”.

AHHHHHHH! You've put it in my brain! Make it stop make it stop for the love of god make it stoooooooooop......*sob*

63 posted on 01/24/2009 10:23:33 PM PST by GATOR NAVY
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To: GATOR NAVY

We built this city on roooooooock and rooooooll!


64 posted on 01/24/2009 10:25:13 PM PST by wastedyears (April 21st, 2009 - International Iron Maiden Day)
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To: Rastus

File this under the ancient Confucius (sp) warning "Be careful what you wish for....you just might get it."

That ancient wisdom is priceless for a reason. It's true.

65 posted on 01/24/2009 10:27:46 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: SeekAndFind
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a melody?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger man's clothes"

La la la de de da

La la de de da da da

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine

He gets me my drinks for free

And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"

As the smile ran away from his face

"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star

If I could get out of this place"

Oh la la la de de da

La la de de da da da

Now Paul is a real estate novelist

Who never had time for a wife

And he's talking with Davy who's still in the navy

And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics

As the businessmen slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness

But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And the manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see

To forget about life for a while

And the piano, it sounds like a carnival

And the microphone smells like a beer

And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar

And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh la la la de de da

La la de de da da da

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feeling alright

66 posted on 01/24/2009 10:30:44 PM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: GATOR NAVY
Okay:

Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree,
It's been three long years, if you still want me...

Does that help?

I know what you mean about songs getting stuck in your head. I mean, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, and the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee, but she'll still knock three times on the ceiling if she wants me.

67 posted on 01/24/2009 10:31:20 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Now, the Police really blow. Take any song of theirs, and it has just the constant repeating of one phrase throughout the song.


68 posted on 01/24/2009 10:31:36 PM PST by Raster Man
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To: LucyJo

I can’t musically trash Springsteen in an across the board manner.

Certain songs of his (over the years) have been exceptional.

But his choice of politics? Yes, I can trash that any day!


69 posted on 01/24/2009 10:33:34 PM PST by MplsSteve
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To: SeekAndFind
That's easy. After ‘The Stranger’, which was a great album, he went Milquetoast and his work in general sucked. Just like Elvis Costello. Run with what brung ya’: if you're a rocker with good lyrics, don't go soppy on us. We don't want to listen to pusses.
70 posted on 01/24/2009 10:34:16 PM PST by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: bruinbirdman

LOL. My folks were coming into DFW Airport on a flight from London back in the day. A friend and I had gone to pick them up. As it happened we stopped to wait near a young woman who was waiting for someone on the flight too. We were talking about one thing and another as we watched my folks making their way to get their luggage, and one of us asked whom she was there to get. Her whole demeanor changed. She turned and walked away without another word. We were a bit surprised.

We met with my folks and asked about the flight as we were making our way to the parking lot. Mother began immediately telling about some little dwarf of a man who was obnoxiously drunk, and made an absolute a$$ of himself on the flight. When we came outside and made our way to the vehicle I noticed the young woman, with whom we had been talking, walking toward a pink Mercedes. At about the same time I saw Paul Williams walking toward the car as well. My mother said, “There is that little drunkard.” My friend and I laughed for days, because the woman may have thought that we were rabid fans, and that was why she had walked away so abruptly.


71 posted on 01/24/2009 10:36:12 PM PST by LucyJo
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To: Rastus

> Not when you have Tiny Tim and whoever that fat guy is who sings Beautiful Girls.

(Grin) Tiny Tim... I had gone nearly three decades without thinking of Tiny Tim... and now I’ve got an earworm of “Tip-toe Thru The Tulips” that is going to take another three decades to get rid of! Arrrrgh!

> Love Billy Joel. I’m not reading past this, though, because these threads always annoy me.

I enjoy Billy Joel, too — particularly the pieces where he sits behind a piano and plays. He’s a great pianist for someone who used to box...


72 posted on 01/24/2009 10:37:20 PM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: MplsSteve
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing In The Dark

This is the only Springsteen song I can think of that I really liked. There may be more, but can't think of them now.

73 posted on 01/24/2009 10:41:11 PM PST by LucyJo
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To: SeekAndFind

Why is Slate.com such a putrid rotting lump? Is it the writers? Is it their pretentious insignificance? Who cares!
Billy Joel is entertainment, Slate.com is emetic.


74 posted on 01/24/2009 10:41:52 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: melsec

> Beyonce most definately - have you seen her latest contribution to absolute bland - something about putting a ring on it. Terrible song and the worst choreography you will ever see - mind numbingly stoopid!

(Grin!) and to make things worse, Beyonce had been mooted as possibly the next Wonder Woman. I put my foot down right there and said “No Way! No way in Texas is she Wonder Woman.” Lynda Carter she ain’t!


75 posted on 01/24/2009 10:42:02 PM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Lizavetta

Politically, Jackson Browne is lobotomized. But I can’t totally write off a good share of his early music, especially songs like “The Pretender”.

John Cougar’s early stuff (btween 1980 and 1984) was pretty good. Then he, like many artists, became overly impressed with himself. He did a song back in ‘81 called “This Time” that remains one of my favorites. I think you can listen to the song on youtube.


76 posted on 01/24/2009 10:42:23 PM PST by MplsSteve
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To: DieHard the Hunter

I’ve seen Billy live, and it was a hell of a show. I’ve got his entire catalog and am a big fan.

There is some weird Tiny Tim stuff on YouTube. Him doing “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” and “Stairway to Heaven.” The funniest one (or most offensive, depending on your point of view) is “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.”


77 posted on 01/24/2009 10:43:20 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Lizavetta

Yep, they’re worse than Springsteen for sure.


78 posted on 01/24/2009 10:44:17 PM PST by LucyJo
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To: SeekAndFind

Scenes From an Italian Restaurant, Allentown, and Goodnight Saigon are all good. Other than that it is just pop.


79 posted on 01/24/2009 10:44:36 PM PST by Arkinsaw
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To: SeekAndFind

Ummhh - we’re not talking J.S. Bach, or even Charlie Parker here - it’s pop music, and whether BJ is appreciably better or worse than the rest is largely a matter of personal taste, and not much a matter of musical or lyrical quality.

This clown from Slate sounds like one of those jokers I knew in college who always made sure everyone knew how much more sophisticated he was then everyone else because he’d just discovered Herman Hesse or some such thing.


80 posted on 01/24/2009 10:47:06 PM PST by Stosh
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