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Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
St Petersburg Times ^
| 7/8/09
Posted on 07/09/2009 7:13:13 PM PDT by llevrok
TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Gonzalez called 911.
TOPICS: Hobbies
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To: Allegra; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
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They just don't make pirates the way they used to.
To: ClearCase_guy
“Simple battery?
D cells, probably”
LOL, don’t taze me ho!
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:41:57 PM PDT
by
Batman11
(Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
To: llevrok
He is lucky she didnt poke him in another area.
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:54:31 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: buccaneer81
Useless without photographic evidence.
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Here ya go. I hope you like this.
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:14:12 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(The higher the concentration of libs, the bigger the tragedy that follows.)
To: HighWheeler
Looks like my mother in law.
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:21:10 PM PDT
by
TypeZoNegative
(Pro life & Vegan because I respect all life, Republican because our enemies don't respect ours.)
To: llevrok
Beat up by a dildo. Just damn.
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:24:48 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out)
To: windcliff
To: martin_fierro
The real reason this happened was, the battery was only AAA.
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:49:07 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:55:29 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
You can read that? ... Or are you that close?
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:59:01 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:02:36 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: SunkenCiv
Bwahahahahaha ... stop it, you’re killin’ me.
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:03:42 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: llevrok
I wonder if she kept saying turn around, turn about is fair play?
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:16:10 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
To: llevrok; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Sounds like the perp is better at groin-poking than her boyfriend.
To: llevrok
"began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.Gonzalez called 911.
What a weenie.
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:32:49 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
To: llevrok
Talk about having a bad vibe.
To: exist
To: SunkenCiv
I don’t remember this ping list!
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posted on
07/10/2009 3:54:49 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Eaker
Just be glad FR is a family site, because the ping message logo is, well, just be glad.
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posted on
07/10/2009 4:51:59 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
07/10/2009 5:14:32 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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