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Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
St Petersburg Times ^
| 7/8/09
Posted on 07/09/2009 7:13:13 PM PDT by llevrok
TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Gonzalez called 911.
TOPICS: Hobbies
KEYWORDS: florida; napl
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To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
07/10/2009 5:32:40 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Eaker
Wow, you’ve “arached” up some frequent flyer miles with that one.
42
posted on
07/10/2009 5:56:54 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: Eaker; SunkenCiv
That is perfect. I vote the logo changes.
43
posted on
07/10/2009 6:17:44 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.)
To: autumnraine
My mother mistakenly calls it a dildew.
To: Brizick
As stupid as the story still is, she called 911 b/c she didn’t get her money back when she was told there were no more McNuggets.
To: Xenalyte
Yeah, right, "vote" -- who do you think ya are, a dead Democrat?
46
posted on
07/10/2009 6:44:20 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: synbad600
My mother mistakenly calls it a dildew. Thankfully, the subject has never come up with my mom.
47
posted on
07/10/2009 6:53:47 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: llevrok
He’s lucky she didn’t have an axe near to hand.
48
posted on
07/10/2009 7:07:53 AM PDT
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: llevrok
Guilty!
Firing squad at sunrise.
49
posted on
07/10/2009 8:33:12 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(One Big Ass Mistake America)
To: Slings and Arrows
She poked him with the battery?
50
posted on
07/10/2009 12:49:15 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: a fool in paradise
5 D-cells can pack quite a punch.
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