Skip to comments.The Free Republic "Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize" Quip Thread
Posted on 10/09/2009 7:06:00 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
Browsing Free Republic this morning, it seems like a lot of people are shocked by the choice of Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Even non-conservative sources (see The London Times and The Taliban??!!!) are commenting with disbelief.
I think we ought to collect one-liners or jokes about it, for upcoming water cooler discussions.
Have at it!
Time for Michele "keeping up with Oprah" Obama to do another international shopping spree.
This is the worst news Obama could have had.
Guess who the last Democrat President to win the Nobel Peace Prize was?
Obama Wins Noble prize bombs Moon
Obviously it was awarded for the beer summit, where Obama’s racist side came to full bloom, and the public got to see what Black Liberation Theology was all about.
Did Al Gore have to give his back?
Kanye West Taking the MTV Video Music Award Away from Taylor Swift and Giving It to Beyoncé.
I hope for a cure for the common cold!
That means I win the Nobel Prize for Medicine next year!
I hadn’t heard about this yet, and would have sworn it was satire...
I’m embarrassed for the Nobel Committee. They probably don’t even appreciate how pathetic their syncophantic offering to their ‘god’ of peace really is. Especially since the nomination period for the awqard closed 2 weeks after the inauguration! I can only assume that back then they expected he’d have all the world’s problems solved by now...
It is pretty obvious to me that giving obama the nobel prize is an extremely patronizing insult playing upon his incredible arrogance. Obama will receive much ridicule for this. The Nobel committee stuck it to him, and even as leftist as they are, I think they meant to.
I can’t stand Obama and I think he deserves the ridicule, but even I am a just a tad embarrassed for him. Unbelievable.
Another Freeper said it first, but....
Hell, why don’t they give him the Cy Young Award for his girly first pitch at the All-Star game this year while they’re at it.
It makes perfect sense.
Obama is Moslem.
Plus, Islam is the “Religion of Peace.”
Therefore, he’s just won the award for “Biggest Moslem.”
mmmm.. mmmmmm mmmmm!
Barack Hussein Obama!
He is also expected to win the Stanley Cup, be crowned Miss America and gain the Triple Crown — by several lengths in each race.
If Jimmy Carter wasn’t alive I’d swear he had been reincarnated as 0bama.
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