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Police: Man attacked wife with meatloaf
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Posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99

BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.

Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.


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To: shibumi

Ironically, the Mighty Meat is a strict vegetarian.


41 posted on 01/08/2010 1:33:36 AM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: Chet 99; GOPsterinMA; Impy; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued; Clemenza

That might’ve killed somebody. A reheated meatloaf in my house has the density of a gold brick.


42 posted on 01/08/2010 1:34:46 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Chet 99
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face...


43 posted on 01/08/2010 1:38:31 AM PST by kamikaze2000
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To: JoeProBono; shibumi

Ya know....

I would do anything for love....but I won’t do *that*.


44 posted on 01/08/2010 1:42:06 AM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: JoeProBono
And who will Think about the Children?

.........................................................................................................BACON!


45 posted on 01/08/2010 2:51:52 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Gator113
"I love a good meatloaf.... the guy should be given extra time for wasting it."

Agreed, unless she smeared catsup on it. That cries out for a major reprimand!

46 posted on 01/08/2010 3:30:29 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Daffynition

47 posted on 01/08/2010 4:34:39 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: OldMissileer

Yeah...it was definitely a ‘Python’ moment.


48 posted on 01/08/2010 4:46:53 AM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: JoeProBono
You take the cake! LOL ;-P


49 posted on 01/08/2010 4:53:52 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Chet 99
Mmmmm... bacon wrapped meatloaf with a layer of mac and cheese.

Killah!


50 posted on 01/08/2010 4:59:18 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: Chet 99
I suppose grapefruit is now illegal too.

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51 posted on 01/08/2010 6:01:01 AM PST by Boston Blackie (Treasons Greetings from Congress and the President.)
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To: shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

These are just the kind of stories that put meatloaf in a negative light.

52 posted on 01/08/2010 11:33:09 AM PST by Semper Mark (Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
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