Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[fanfan]

You’re high?

I thought that was illegal in the US.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hiya BOB!

You are of the #1 school.

[fanfan]

I think it’s high school. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Been a while since Bob was in high school, I expect ...

The boys were all monsters at church today, including Frank, who kept trying to bite me while I was singing. “Aa - aa — meeeen — EEEK!” I’m having a glass of wine for my disposition - first one since Mardi Gras.

Sunny and upper 40s, nice until the north wind kicks up.

[fanfan]

LOL. Babies get teeth to early. Someone needs to talk to God about that.

Upper 40’s sound nice. Is Ash enjoying it?

[Tax-chick]

Ash is hanging around the production of shrimp & grits for supper.

But she’s enjoyed her walks the last couple of days. We were out Friday evening, and by the time we all got home, she was going ballistic, charging around the house snapping at things. The people in charge of dogs need to remember she’s a big dog who needs to get out, even when they’re feeling lazy!

[NicknamedBob]

"You’re high? I thought that was illegal in the US."

It depends on the substance you use. I choose wisely:

“Ahh! Tokin’!”

I get high on Oxygen, and pheromones in bloom,
The heady scent of woman-flesh, augmented by perfume.
The smell of Autumn’s burning leaves, and woodsmoke in the air,
And in the Summer, fresh-cut grass, and flowers everywhere.

I like to hear a baby’s laugh, and whispered words of mirth,
And children’s voices raised in song, the sweetest sound on Earth!
To hear a church-bell ringing or the wailing of a train,
Appeals more to me than the roaring of a plane.

The firmness of a handshake, and ready hand to lend,
More rewarding than a treasure is the comfort of a friend.
The touch of loving gentleness, and hands held at the park,
The feel of someone close to you, grown closer after dark.

The sight of seeing friends where you expect them not to be,
And looking at a sunset, or a stately arching tree.
Seeing iridescent beauty in an oily puddle’s sheen,
Just takes an eye beholding joy that others call unclean.

The taste of buttered popcorn at the movies for a treat,
Or eating Christmas cookies that can never be too sweet,
The turkey baked with care for almost all the blessed day,
Life has a flavor all its own that no one ever takes away.

My senses fill with wonderment at all that is around,
While people that I see all keep their eyes upon the ground.
My attitude is like someone who’s walking ‘round in love,
For I love all the blessings that descend from up above.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . December 11, 2004

[Tax-chick]

There ya go! Wine is good, too.

[fanfan]

I imagine her head gets close to the counters. Does she drool much?

One day I’ll have to film Rush getting ready for a walk. As soon as DH picks up the snow pants, the dog starts dancing, and smiling! I love it.

[Tax-chick]

Her head is level with the counters! Fortunately, she doesn’t drool much.

Anyone with shoes and a coat on makes her really excited, and if they open the closet where we keep her leash, she’ll knock them down if she can.

[fanfan]

That’s a lovely poem Bob.
I dislike poems, but that one was nice.

Are you getting any sun today?

[fanfan]

LOL!
I can just imagine!

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

[fanfan]

*waving*
Hi Frank!

He’s gorgeous TC. I checked my pings and found an angel staring back at me.
:-)

[NicknamedBob]

"I dislike poems, but that one was nice. Are you getting any sun today?"

Each stanza covers a different sense. Life is about enjoying life, and recognizing our blessings.

Yes, we've had sun today, but I've been lazing about, and haven't ventured out into it. Time enough for that when I go to work tomorrow.

[Tax-chick]

Wait until he bites you in the middle of the Offertory ;-).

He wanted to get in Ash’s crate, there, for some reason. Must be something in there for babies if the door is shut, right?

[fanfan]

When I do that, it is cloudy the next day.

Here’s to a week of sun.

[fanfan]

Frank wants to be top dog?

[NicknamedBob]

If it’s all the same to you, here’s to a week of Sundays.

Yeah, I could deal with that.