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Foxy 'Roxxxy': world’s first 'sex robot' can talk about football
Telegraph.co.uk. ^ | 11 Jan 2010 | Andrew Hough

Posted on 01/22/2010 9:43:06 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh

The world’s first “sex robot”, a life-size rubber doll called Roxxxy who can have real conversations with her owner, including about football, has been unveiled. The dark-haired, negligee-clad, life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

Standing five feet, seven inches tall, the doll weighs 120 pounds, comes with five “personalities”, is “ready for action” her developers said.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: robot; science; sex; weirdscience
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To: coop71

>> You do realize I am a female beer drinker and my husband doesn’t drink beer at all.

No, I didn’t.

>> SO...where does that leave me in my house?!

A statistical anomaly — i.e. the exception that proves the rule. Of course, we would have to have scratchUrge data to do the full computation.

>> On 2nd thought, save your brain for more taxing problems, like whether the toilet paper roll is hung outsies or insies.

Whoa! No thanks! Postdoc studies are above my pay grade.


81 posted on 01/22/2010 6:45:19 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Nervous Tick
*Males are MUCH better at math. That was your first mistake.

don’t hurt me


Generally speaking, perhaps. But women are better at biology. When the toilet flushes, tiny particles of water spray out, too small to see but big enough to carry bacteria, and that spray easily travels 6 feet if the lid is open.

If your toothbrush is within 6 feet of the toilet, and you flush with it open, you're brushing your teeth with toilet water.

At my house, regardless of the seat, the lid stays shut when not in use!

That also keeps pets and young children from being tempted by the water.
82 posted on 01/22/2010 9:13:55 PM PST by Ellendra (Can't starve us out, and you can't make us run. . . -Hank Jr.)
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To: Nervous Tick

I have a pretty low scratching quotient, but I can burp *really* loud on cue. ;)

The answer to the age-old question of t.p. hanging is: it hangs with the sheet rolling over the top close to the user. But males can’t change t.p. rolls, so it was a trick question.


83 posted on 01/23/2010 5:35:45 AM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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To: coop71

>> males can’t change t.p. rolls

Well, yeah, but we has compensating skillz... we can make that last sheet or two go a LONG way. Further than you really want to think about, actually.


84 posted on 01/23/2010 5:43:35 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Nervous Tick

And don’t forget the cardboard roll. I’ve heard that works in a pinch. (shudder)


85 posted on 01/23/2010 7:33:31 AM PST by coop71 (Being a redhead means never having to say you're sorry...)
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To: big'ol_freeper; nuke rocketeer; Allegra; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
From the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Las Vegas Official News Conference:

"As the spokesbot for TrueCompanion... I can assure you we have done exhaustive research and testing of all our Roxxxy Models!"

Well, Roxxxy-2.0, after examining your assets... I can tell... you are ready to go!

But big and I can hardly wait... for your replacement... Roxxy-3.0 model!

Bendy, big, ya know, in Spain, we are breathlessly awaiting... Roxxxy-Cino.0 to truly double our pleasures!

Now, Mongo just pawn... in game of robot love!

86 posted on 01/24/2010 12:27:41 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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Re: ...Roxxxy-Cino.0...

"Cino, cuatro," whatever it is! Ya know, I'm not in Spain... for either the spelling or Spanish!

87 posted on 01/24/2010 12:35:02 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Some guys have all the breaks...


88 posted on 01/24/2010 9:21:00 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy

Er... isn't that kind of counterproductive? If these guys developed a battle robot, would one of the personality options be Cowardly Charlie, who is feckless and timid?

89 posted on 01/26/2010 7:55:51 AM PST by steve-b (Intelligent Design -- "A Wizard Did It")
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To: Billthedrill

What I need after reading that is a robot that cleanes spewed coffee off my monitor.


90 posted on 01/26/2010 8:02:18 AM PST by steve-b (Intelligent Design -- "A Wizard Did It")
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To: steve-b

is this a joke?

seems like a bad effort at “Cherry 2000” the movie.


91 posted on 01/26/2010 8:03:55 AM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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