Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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[tisket]

Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

* This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

[Westbrook]

Bump-firing, pistol packin’, New Hampshah redneck, from back when New Hampshah was more rednecks than berkenstock commie transplants from Taxachoosets and Connutikit.

[skr]

Republican Conservative, saving my bullets for the next time and removing the family from somewhere about to get more negative attention than one gun migt be able to handle.

But the Redneck reaction is funnier. : )

[Jack Hydrazine]

None of the above.

I’ll throw a beacon on him and call on my radio for a FAE airstrike on his jihadi buttocks and run away from him as fast as possible!
FAE - Fuel Air Explosive.

Video of an FAE in action!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmRASCHJe2Q

But if I had to use a firearm to defend myself I’d use the AA-12 fully auto shotgun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

[patriot preacher]

Someone inferred yesterday that I might be a reddneck...Now I’m right proud of that! lol

[Joe 6-pack]

"Several companies make ten round magazines for the 1911. They stick out a little."

Or you can just get a Para-Ord and pack 14 in the mag...

[meyer]

One shot, one kill. But I’d probably unload the magazine on the boostard anyway!

Reckon that makes me a Redneck.

[FourPeas]

And, a cat to boot. Don’t git much better than that.

[skr]

migt=might

[Old Seadog]

I’m a Republican. I say the s.o.b. isn’t worth more than the cost of one bullet and if well placed, one is enough.

[kbennkc]

Is that a manx ? We will see who is a redneck here . What is the cats name ?

Meet Toni Stewart

[meyer]

Would that be a Smith & Wesson Model 29 with the 8 3/8 inch barrel on the left? Like Harry Callahan carried?

Got one very similar! :-)

[lmsii]

My philosophy has always been shoot first and ask questions later. If I get an answer, shoot again.

[sport]

Mark

[hiredhand]

How are we categorized if three of the five of us draw and shoot at the same time? :-) Why is Dad the only shooter in the scenario. It must be for Yankees ONLY. :-)

[Recon Dad]

In Kentucky also known as Hill Apes...in a nice way.

[phockthis]

sfl

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Seen it before. Still love it. Republican here.

Gun Control is hitting what you aim at.

Conservative also, don't waste ammo!

[RepublicanChick]

LOL!

[freedumb2003]

What the heck do you load the cat with?

[PhatHead]

Sure, but this guy got 12 shots (11 plus one in the chamber) on the first, but only 9 on the second magazine.

Just being silly anyway - although counting the rounds is redneck, isn’t it?