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Too Tubby for Tinsel Town
The Right Network ^ | 12-21-2010 | Brian Cherry

Posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:02 AM PST by The_Tick_01

Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?

Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.

Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christinahendricks; fat; hubbahubba; madmen; trruebeauty; truebeauty; vavavavoom; weightloss; woman; yowza
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To: The_Tick_01

If that’s fat, then we have truly put the anorexic look on a pedestal. She’s not even “Rubenesque” by any measure, and his woman had smaller breasts.


41 posted on 12/28/2010 9:03:40 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: llevrok

They rugburn pretty easily too...


42 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:34 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: The_Tick_01

I’d go through that like Sherman through Atlanta!


43 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:48 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Conservatives want a CHOICE not an echo - No more RINOs!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Like my dear departed drinking buddy Charlie used to say...”Thats what ****ing is all about”


44 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:48 AM PST by Paddyboy
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

What?!? Price on request?!? Special order?!?

Oh. They’re talking about the dress.

Never mind.


45 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:57 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: The_Tick_01
She is a dream!

And with the red hair!!! WOW!

46 posted on 12/28/2010 9:08:17 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("It's the church I left, not the belief.")
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To: Dick Bachert
She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!

Reviewing my copy of Firefly makes me doubt that second sentence.
47 posted on 12/28/2010 9:08:33 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Gene Wilder: “Great knockers!”

Terri Garr: “Thank you very much”


48 posted on 12/28/2010 9:17:20 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: The_Tick_01
christina hendricks,mad men,gif
49 posted on 12/28/2010 9:18:01 AM PST by smokingfrog (Do all the talking you want, but do what I tell you.)
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To: Vendome
They rugburn pretty easily too...

You animal!

50 posted on 12/28/2010 9:18:06 AM PST by Finny ("Raise hell. Vote smart." -- Ted Nugent)
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To: Little Ray

Desirable women, like rock climbing, require handholds.


51 posted on 12/28/2010 9:18:22 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Pigsley

Wow i never noticed her face.. :>)


52 posted on 12/28/2010 9:22:35 AM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: The_Tick_01

She’s all-woman and I like it! Thank you Jesus!


53 posted on 12/28/2010 9:28:06 AM PST by Judges Gone Wild (Who are these uncircumcised to oppose the armies of the Living God?)
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To: The_Tick_01

Barbara Eden did a guest appearance on the Andy Griffith show once. It was perfection.


54 posted on 12/28/2010 9:32:50 AM PST by Rammer
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To: Rammer

“Barbara Eden did a guest appearance on the Andy Griffith show once.”

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And I’m still in the line outside Floyd’s Barbershop waiting for my manicure. Panting, along with all the other male residents of Mayberry.

Gorgeous woman.


55 posted on 12/28/2010 9:36:05 AM PST by EyeGuy (RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
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To: The_Tick_01
I don;t recall the numbers, but her publicity put her waistline at a laughable number, if you have seen an honest photo of her from the side. I think she has a bit more tummy fat than is healthy, but she's an attractive chubby woman.

Still, without the photoshopping, excessive uplift, and pictures posed with her hip cocked to distract from her belly, she has certain real world limitations to her figure:

And if anyone wants to accuse me of preferring starved women, y'all can go blow, because there is a nice lean athletic happy medium having nothing to do with starved runway models.

56 posted on 12/28/2010 9:44:17 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed ("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
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To: The_Tick_01

Gay men want all women to look like boys.

As a qualified heterosexual, I affirm that she quite attractive. Now what was I doing?


57 posted on 12/28/2010 9:50:34 AM PST by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: The_Tick_01; Poser; Doc Savage; Mich Patriot; pingman; All

Here ya go fellas! Plenty of 'knockers' to go around. Go HIT THIS!! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

58 posted on 12/28/2010 10:09:41 AM PST by Outlaw Woman
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To: The_Tick_01; Lazamataz

PING


59 posted on 12/28/2010 10:10:34 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Outlaw Woman

Outlaw Woman, that would be very funny if it weren’t so disgusting. :)


60 posted on 12/28/2010 10:31:38 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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