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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: fanfan; sionnsar

Thansk.
It was kinda hard to do.


121 posted on 06/30/2011 5:19:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Good choice!


122 posted on 06/30/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase; sionnsar; NicknamedBob

I had some[lots] help.


123 posted on 06/30/2011 5:25:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

The quality of zots has been quite pathetic.

I like this one, since my husband grew up in (and escaped from) Hoquiam. I’ll have to share this with him.


124 posted on 06/30/2011 5:28:41 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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To: Darksheare
not a thing... 8^)
125 posted on 06/30/2011 5:30:03 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Yeah, it’s not like the old days when we had jjfate and the like.
Pretty sad in a way.

Escaped from Hoquiam?
Considering the tale from the place embodied by this thread, he likely has some tales to tell himself.
We’ll have to hear them if he is willing.


126 posted on 06/30/2011 5:32:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
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127 posted on 06/30/2011 5:38:37 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: Delta 21

Red x?


128 posted on 06/30/2011 5:39:49 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Delta 21

I see an image of a possum with dual yellow stripes.


129 posted on 06/30/2011 5:49:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

That’s M Y possum!!


130 posted on 06/30/2011 5:56:14 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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Moderator Kitty
131 posted on 06/30/2011 5:56:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Operation Fast and Fur-ious


132 posted on 06/30/2011 5:59:32 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: Darksheare

You did just fine.

Thansk Darks.


133 posted on 06/30/2011 6:26:23 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Hiya fan.


134 posted on 06/30/2011 6:27:25 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Darksheare

HOQUIAM? That explains everything except wht I thought it was near Sequim.


135 posted on 06/30/2011 8:02:15 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
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To: Darksheare

Ugh.


136 posted on 06/30/2011 8:38:48 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Daffynition; Stoat

And acute astute stout stoat toast back to ya two!


137 posted on 06/30/2011 8:41:02 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Fido969

Those aren’t fightin’ words, those are weasel words.


138 posted on 06/30/2011 8:44:12 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; Stoat
Greetings from the Peoples Republic of Stoat.


139 posted on 06/30/2011 9:17:04 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Darksheare
Assuming our quarry cooperates and gives us a good quality thread.

Fear not; we've an election cycle coming, which always brings the trolls out of the woodwork. Keep yer irons well-oiled...

140 posted on 06/30/2011 11:50:06 PM PDT by HKMk23 (YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE!)
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