Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Stoat]

Thank you so much Daffy for pinging me back to this essential thread.  This has been a particularly unhappy couple of months for Washington State FReepers and it's so nice to get some encouragement to smile again.  Please don't take it personally if I don't reply right away or if I seem subdued.

Thanks also for posting the photo of me lifting that giant rock into place in the wall.  That was taken a few months ago when the Leftist Shield Wall surrounding the stoat cave was breached and several hardcore Marxists, a Vegan and the owner of a Tofu factory got through. No worries though, I turned on the external video monitors and PA system with this onscreen and it scared them away.  I don't think they'll be back.

Helo Thunder - ACDC Thunder Struck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Evu8L2pF7w

(no stoats were intentionally harmed during the filming of this video although some dead weasels were used as weapons)

And now with the Leftist Shield Wall fully repaired life can begin to get back to normal again, whatever 'normal' is  ;-)

 

Darksheare,

Your pinglist here looks to be particularly excellent.  Are stoats allowed onboard? I assure you that the rumors you may have heard about stoats having fleas and encouraging people to ruin their diets by eating cheesecake are 'usually' untrue. I'm generally not too much of a troublemaker; Slings And Arrows can vouch for me, but please don't go to Daffynition for a recommendation, as I understand that certain 'compromising' photos of myself exist.  I'm sure it's all untrue but I don't want my chances of joining the pinglist to be compromised.

All:

I notice that the previous thread in this excellent series involved anteaters, and if you simply haven't had enough anteater in your life at this point you may wish to subscribe to this lady's YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/TamanduaGirl

She has at least 2-3 pet anteaters and uploads videos of them fairly frequently.  Each one is an atomic-bomb-sized cuteness overload for anyone who likes fuzzy animals.  Please be forewarned...you WILL want to have your own pet anteater.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning, Darks! Thanks for the animal kingdom weirdness!

[Dead Corpse]

Good choice Darks...

[Tax-chick]

[ColdOne]

Morning

[Tax-chick]

Morning! How are things in Arkansas today? Here’s a video about aliens in Arkansas, just to be topical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgrfVw2loEc

[PapaBear3625]

I vote for this thread to take over from the Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack

[Daffynition]

Well, that was practically a manifesto! If it were written in pencil I could be more sure that you are declaring yourself as a candidate for office in The People's Republic of Stoat.

Vote, vote vote
for your favorite stoat!

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Stoat, stoat stoat
Cast a leeetle vote!

Make your voice heard
Ballot or absentee,

When you cast your vote,
That’s stoatmocracy

Get inside that booth,
pull that curtain closed,

Vote Yes on Tasty Rabbits,
No on Den-Wrecking Backhoes

If you have sharp teef, there’ll be no hanging chads

Put your paws up,
And high-five my pads!

VOTE STOAT!

[Tax-chick]

Just wow. And at this early hour, too.

[Anoreth]

3 hours of sleep and back to work.
I would like to die. Perhaps uncle darks can arrange it.

[Darksheare]

I will add you to my copy.
NNB cobbled it together from pieces of sionnsar’s lists that he could get.

I pieced the thread intro html together by ‘viewing source’ at the original posts by sionnsar.

Usually we reside on a zot thread to dance upon the smoking charred remains of the troll, but the quality of the trolls lately has been abysmal.

[Darksheare]

Seems you’re already on the list.
Welcome aboard.

[ColdOne]

Things are hot. Funny video! LOL!

[Darksheare]

You’d be shuffling around as one of the shuffling snuffling masses.
So get some shut eye while you can.

[Tax-chick]

Don’t die ... and I don’t think Darksheare is old enough to be your uncle.

You can sleep on the plane, land here, have a beer (I got you Killian’s Red Irish Ale) and then go to bed again. We’re washing the sheets.

[Tax-chick]

Washing the sheets, I might add, over the objections of the various bed-occupants, who insist that they were just washed before Easter, honest.

[Lazamataz]

Dead weasel?

Try

[Anoreth]

I like killians.
I’m bringing a large stack of things I meant to read but didn’t have time to.

[Darksheare]

“I don’t think Darksheare is old enough to be your uncle.”

Well, I am 36 as of the 19th of June...

[Darksheare]

The Ford Edsel was equated with “Dead Cell” and “Weasel” in customer trials...