Posted on 07/06/2011 7:36:59 PM PDT by kalee
WOODBRIDGE, Va. --
Justin Dale Little Jim – arrested this week after police found a burglar in a Woodbridge sex shop with a blow-up doll – is a U.S. Army captain serving at Fort Belvoir, a base spokesman said Wednesday.
Little Jim, 28, serves in the Veterinary Command, the spokesman said.
But for now, Little Jim is jailed without bond on charges he broke into the MVC Late Night store at 14505 Jefferson Davis Highway early Tuesday.
Police investigating a burglary arrived about 2:45 a.m. to find the glass front door broken. They sent in a police dog, who tracked the intruder to a closet. And in that closet, police found their burglar “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, prosecutors told www.insidenova.com.
Officers charged Little Jim, who lives in Belmont Bay in Woodbridge, with grand larceny, burglary, destruction of property and drunken driving, said Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok.
A court hearing Wednesday on the charges was continued until Aug. 23.
Employees at the MVC store refused Wednesday to comment on the break-in.
I hear banjos.
My animals will N.E.V.E.R. be subjected to the touch of that veteripervnarian.
Awww...he was homesick.
“Hard to be a captain if you can’t control your privates.”
I have to say that you are very quick with the quips. lol
That was GOOD!
We aim to please...and miss to annoy.
LOL!
There ya’ go again. ;o)
>>> a U.S. Army captain serving at Fort Belvoir, a base spokesman said Wednesday. Little Jim, 28, serves in the Veterinary Command
Until I found that line I was assuming he was with Public Affairs.
This is what happens to people with serious drinking problems. He was, first, probably out all night getting hammered. The zillions of cops on Route 1 somehow missed him as he swerved along, and in his fuzzy mind he thought he’d pull over to buy some erotica. Those “MVC” porn stores have blacked out windows so you can’t see who’s in ‘em and he probably didn’t know it was closed. Finding it was closed, he took a rock or something and broke in. Perfect logic for a blacked-out drunk. Then, once in, he was in a new world of shifted reality until the cops walked in. Had the cops not walked in, the store owners might have found him there in the morning, passed out on the proverbial PVC. Believe it or not, he’s probably a very decent guy with a few “issues” and a drinking problem, who never in a million years would have imagined himself in this scenario. Unfortunately perhaps, the Judge won’t care.
I learned everything I know about sex dolls from Laz.
Yeah...and the 1st Sergeant still says getting caught drunk humpin' the inflatable is not acceptable in HIS Army.
Err, that'd be pubic affairs.
Cheers!
I hate stories like this. There are so many things I’d like to say that would get me banned.
Oh, well..........
Five reasons to use the blow up doll:
Crabs, clap, syph, herp, and AIDS.
He was just trying to practice safe sex.
http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2011/07/insane-news-nearly-naked-man-in-bluff.html ... Bloodied man arrested in his undershorts in Tetrick Funeral Home
You people are forgetting that our military is CHANGING!
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