Man arrested after his SUV crashes into SF bay (doing donuts)

SFGate.com ^ | 3/4/12 | AP

[Baynative]

"The fact that he was doing donuts was probably the reason the police found him."

I don't care who you are,
that's funny right there!

[Cold Heart]

They are a sweet deep fried pastry with a hole in the middle:)

[giotto]

Restaurants with the iguana? Yes. Everywhere, cuz if they don’t permit it, they get the pants sued off of them.

Any restaurant owner who would cave to that kind of threat deserves to go out of business. Iguanas make the filthiest "pets." An iguana on the loose is a serious health hazard, and the only sane response to someone who wants to bring one inside is to countersue on behalf of the restaurant's customers.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

“Hey guys, hold my white chocolate macadamia latte with steamed milk that came from steriod-free organic free range cows that were massaged every morning and played soft music at night,and WATCH THIS!”

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

An iguana on the loose is a serious health hazard, and the only sane response to someone who wants to bring one inside is to counter sue on behalf of the restaurant's customers.

You have obviously never lived in San Francisco and you seem not to know that the California Attorney General is Kamilla Harris, who was last the SF Attorney General. Counter suing against the American's with Disability Act in a San Francisco Court. Yeah, good luck with that. You can get away with that in America, but not behind the Velvet Curtain in the People's Democratic Republic of California.

[jiggyboy]

Dollars to suddenly-truncated donuts that we’ll find out he was drunk too. Quite simply, every single piece of evidence indicates it, including, yeah sue me, his name.

[RedMDer]

That’s it. LOL!

[jiggyboy]

round skidmarks

[DustyMoment]

IDIOT!

[jiggyboy]

Anybody else see that three potential cases of statutory rape were on the schedule as well?

[jiggyboy]

oops just one

[hadaclueonce]

The funniest thing I saw in my mispent youth was “Dink” Green doing donuts in the High School parking lot after an Indiana snow storm.

He forgot about the “speed bumps.”

One rear end later...lol

[jiggyboy]

Probably two rear ends later, haw haw!

[Aria]

In one SF weekly I read the account of one illegal in Guatemala:

Do you mean he was FROM Guatemala? Hard to imagine any other country - other than European - that would put up with this.

[Beowulf9]

lol!

[gaijin]

Yes, you’re exactly correct, sorry.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Donut Eaters Dunk Donut Maker!

[Kirkwood]

“Dunkin’ Donuts...”

LOL!!!

[6SJ7]

Since this incident took place in San Francisco, “doing” donuts may have another meaning!!

[bunkerhill7]

Man doing donuts arrested by cop eating donuts.