Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute

The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

[Slings and Arrows]

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

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lol...

[lowbridge]

Reminds me of a guy who wrote to an advice column. He started dating a single mother. As their relationship progressed, it came time when they were going to engage in sexual relations for their first time in this relationship. They got undressed and the guy recognized a tattoo on the woman’s body. He realized that his girlfriend, this same woman, was a prostitute whose services he used years back. He asked if he should tell her that he recognized her. (The advice from the columnist was no)

[Slings and Arrows]

Probably a bad tipper.

[ottbmare]

“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

True. I'm a middle-aged heterosexual lady and the VERY normal mom of two kids, now grown. Several years ago, when I was helping organize some teenage volunteers for a charity event, I got into an online conversation with someone who said she was an unhappy teenage girl, but I'm convinced she was a LEO of some kind. She worked very hard to talk me into meeting her. Her story really tugged on the heartstrings and it was quite believable. Luckily as a mother I was sensitive to the nuances of teen communications and recognized that something was not right. But a perv would not. Most innocent people would not.

[Disambiguator]

She looks like she is disrobing in that picture. Run away!

[Salamander]

I’m 50.

Wanna carefully rephrase that?

[Daffynition]

Myriam and Claude in happier times.

[Salamander]

I’m sorry.

I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.

[GreenHornet]

CLAUDE (on their wedding night): "Tell, me, am I the first?"

MYRIAM: "Why does everybody always ask me that?"

[Salamander]

Since they invented colored ones, maybe...if she moonlights as a clown.

[Salamander]

Last call = beer goggles.
In a sports bar.
With the whole team.

[null and void]

I’m already il [sic].

[null and void]

"However, as I discovered today, birth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if “gender reassignment” surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law."

She's half way there, she should at least get a discount!

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Yes, but you are smokin’ HOT!

[Little Ray]

Pretty sad. If he loved her, it shouldn’t matter.

In my family there is a joke about something like this.

Seems one of my Uncle’s hands was marrying a lady from a certain house of ill repute. My Uncle said, “Why are you doing this? She’s slept with almost every man in town.”

He said “Ain’t such a big town.”

True love overcomes.

[PapaBear3625]

I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.

I'm going to guess she makes her appointments over the internet.

[PapaBear3625]

Isn't she getting a little past her sell-by date?

the article does say "...after a long legal battle". We have no idea how long ago this happened.

[bert]

——I thought Sandra Fluke got married-—

Spinsters don’t marry

[Salamander]

LOL...that’s just the hot flashes kicking in....;D

[Salamander]

Ohhhhhhhh.......

:-o