Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Happy Easter!
He is Risen!
Sorry about that, I always get confused by the facial hair...
:)
Indeed so. I'm inclined to protest that I am not a gentleman either, but I also have to admit that I aspire to be one.
What I have tried to be is an old-fashioned gentleman of that quaint attitude who, (according to Robert Heinlein), can be a cast-iron S.O.B. if that's what the job requires.
For such an individual, violent reactions are the least common response to various challenges, but they are not excluded entirely from the list of options.
Eyebrows???? Whoa! Sorry. I’ll shave them next time I have a bikini wax....
You know, I have always wondered about that...Does waxing your bikini allow you to swim faster or something?
Some things are so confusing!!!
I don’t know, since I’ve never worn a waxed bikini — chafing and all that, y’know. ;o]
Perfect : )
Happy Easter!
Jesus......come on back....there is a communist dictator in the White House!!
Please!!
Amen!!
We sure need Him, don’t we?
Happy Easter to you! *hug*
Happy Easter! A successful service was perpetrated by the Tax-chick Family Band, with assistance from an anonymous (but vaguely familiar, in an “I should remember your name” sorta way) volunteer who held Kathleen and even changed her diaper.
I was, if I may say so among FRiends, in particularly good voice today. If there had been an F, I probably could have produced it without catastrophe!
Thanks! I’m slipping (nothing new here :))
Happy Easter!
Afternoon! Happy Easter! Have a Pink Drink and some every-flavor jellybeans. DP bought a container with over 50 flavors at Sam’s yesterday, and Pat memorized the label in one long, focussed stare. Anoreth is going to teach him to play blackjack, remember, so he can make her quick fortune as a card-counter before they kick him out of Vegas.
“...before they kick him out of Vegas.” What fun! Getting kicked out of places is a highly underrated hobby....
Pat's on the wavering, indefinable edge of autism. When his memory is *on*, he's photo-perfect, but other times he just looks at you blankly and asks for more food.
Speaking of which, it is reported that Kathleen is hungry, again.
Thank you for the Pat and Kathleen report! Bon appetit to K
“You want thighs with that?”
Our journey to adulthood is transformed by the discovery and utilization of our "talents".
Happy Easter!!
She ate and fell asleep, but then woke up and had a mid-level spit, requiring a clean blanket and an eventual, but not immediate, change of clothes.
As I was pouring another glass of Cheap Pink, Sally reminded me of how Frank used to ask for wine ... “I want wine, it is for my tooth!” All our children have rather Mediterranean tastes.
It appears DP has said some Offspring can camp out in the yard tonight. There is discussion of setting up a tent. Our Scoutmaster (not the Undead one, a live one) is coming over later, with wife and baby, for cake and coffee. He’ll be impressed if they’ve gotten the tent up successfully.
We ran into them in the “back hall of loud babies” at church when we arrived for Mass this morning. They’d been to the 11:00 service, and we were there to get started on the 12:30, with an interval of sad Spanish music for the anniversary of the death of Sra. Lourdes’s mother. She was very happy, in a sad way, or vice-versa.
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