Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

KOMO News ^ | May 20, 2012

[Slings and Arrows]

SEATTLE - A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body area, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Forget it, Jake; it's Seattle."

[Thanks to stoat for the link, and for pointing out that the above story is barely newsworthy in Seattle.]

[Liberty Valance]

I'm all in ...

[Slings and Arrows]

Gee, do ya think drugs were involved?

[GeronL]

probably didn’t do anything illegal until she attacked people

[Slings and Arrows]

How about an assault on good taste in the first degree?

[Terry Mross]

I guess this wasn’t the same three cops who tasered a pregnant woman.

[Hardraade]

Code Pink?

[Red Badger]

TTIWWP!.......

[faithhopecharity]

So where’s the link to the video??!?!

[GeronL]

She would look normal in San Fran... if she were a man

[RightOnline]

The last time I was ‘assaulted’ by a half-naked woman with pink duct tape strategically placed over parts of her body.......well, the story would start “I never thought it would happen to me......”

[RightOnline]

OK OK........now that I actually clicked on the link and READ the story, this woman is a badass. Angelina Jolie’s characters on screen have NOTHING on this girl.

Calling Delta Force: bail ‘er out, sign ‘er up.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Kissy kissy!"

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Feral women out in the wild. It takes a while after you rope them in to train them sufficiently to fetch you a beer from the fridge with a snap of the finger.

[jneesy]

Pics or it didnt happen

[Slings and Arrows]

She has the strength of madness. Or meth.

[ThunderSleeps]

You know if you put any combination of naked, women, and/or duct tape in a title I’ve got to read the story...

[Charles Henrickson]

Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

This is a sentence I did not expect to see today.

[rockrr]

And the weather hasn’t even gotten warm yet ;-)

[ThunderSleeps]

Jeez, if you’re going to engage in combat ops you should go with camo duct tape, not the hot pink.

[faithhopecharity]

Your lady friend does look capable of Offing 3 cops, but sorry she’s just not my type.

[dayglored]

I particularly liked the "back-flip" through the backseat of a cop car and out the other side.

I'm trying to visualize that being done by a naked woman partially covered in hot pink duct tape.

My brain is fried from the effort...

[Sparticus]

TTIWWP!!!

How are we supposed to ascertain guilt or innocence here?!?

[Tex-Con-Man]

...so it’s come to this.

[Secret Agent Man]

Sorry, I already saw “The Fifth Element.”

[randog]

As police tried to pull her back inside the patrol car she suddenly did an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the car.

Hmmmm....crazy AND awesome at the same time.

[jongaltsr]

WHAT! No pictures?
Let us be the judge of whether this gal qualifies for the label of “Being HOT!”.

[Slings and Arrows]

What, you don’t recognize Laz’s main squeeze?

[wyokostur]

Just whincing at the thought of the removal of the duct tape.

[Slings and Arrows]

Post #13.

[Slings and Arrows]

The ghost of Wendy O’Williams empathizes.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Was laz in Seattle this weekend?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Every cop dreams of this!

[F15Eagle]

lol - only time I saw an attractive woman with orange hair

[gitmo]

And yet another use for duct tape. That stuff is SO versatile.

[The Cajun]

Dang, I hope she didn't use the good industrial grade stuff, ouch and ouch!

[a fool in paradise]

Where’s the mugshot booking photo?

[Slings and Arrows]

There are medications to help with that.

[Liberty Valance]

[Slings and Arrows]

Nothing at thesmokinggun.com, more’s the pity.

[svcw]

I know amazing the kicking power she had. Man, she must be really tall to be kicking those guys in the head and causing injury, the backward flip out of the cop car was impressive.

[BooBoo1000]

I always dreamed of owning a home up on top of Queen Ann Hill, really a beautiful area.

[mamelukesabre]

If you google “woman in pink duct tape”...be warned

[Slings and Arrows]

Not on a bet.

[mamelukesabre]

It was pretty crazy. I won’t do it a second time.

[packrat35]

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.

[mkjessup]

Don’t be posting pics of your Mom, ok?

[corkoman]

The ghost of Wendy O’Williams empathizes

Well alright - a Plasmatics fan? I saw them at the Santa Monica Civic auditorium in 1980 - wait that was how long ago? Nvrmind.

[Moltke]

Thanks for posting. I'll be sure to include this story in my new book, 1001 1002 Uses for Duct Tape.

[liberalh8ter]

Starbucks is making people crazy. They just admitted to using crushed up bugs in one of their products for color. What else ar they putting in there? LOL