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1 posted on 08/01/2012 4:44:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Well, it's simple.

Outlaw cigarettes! It's easier than outlawing stupidity. Because, of course, whenever something bad happens these days, we must outlaw something.

2 posted on 08/01/2012 4:48:49 PM PDT by BfloGuy (The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
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As a Vol fire Department heavy equipment operator (I operate the vehicles) this sounds kind of fun. a rip roaring Bon fire. No one hurt , no home destroyed.


3 posted on 08/01/2012 4:50:12 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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I'm a smoker. There's a reason for those "No Smoking within 50 feet" signs.

/johnny

4 posted on 08/01/2012 4:50:43 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: BenLurkin

Bush’s fault...


5 posted on 08/01/2012 4:52:07 PM PDT by Jonx6
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To: BenLurkin

Better to have Diesel vehicles and store diesel.


7 posted on 08/01/2012 4:53:45 PM PDT by Paladin2
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“Cigarette Ignites ...”

Where are these igniting cigarettes sold?
A friend of mine is always losing her lighters...


8 posted on 08/01/2012 5:01:52 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: BenLurkin
I doubt that insurance covers your house if it burns down because you were storing hundreds of gallons of gasoline in your garage.
9 posted on 08/01/2012 5:03:06 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the collectivists.)
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To: BenLurkin

I doubt the cigarette lit the gasoline.


11 posted on 08/01/2012 5:19:56 PM PDT by ansel12 (Massachusetts Governors,,, where the GOP goes for it's "conservative" Presidential candidates.)
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I remember buying Propane back a while ago. I went to a place that fills up tanks. The guy there, with long hair, and the rest, was a TOTAL chain smoker. Lit up one after another...

...but the minute we walked out to the pump, he was Mother Teresa - that cigarette was LONG GONE. Smart guy.


12 posted on 08/01/2012 5:43:46 PM PDT by BobL (Cruz'd to Victory - July 31, 2012)
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To: BenLurkin

Reads like a scene out of Zoolander.


13 posted on 08/01/2012 6:18:47 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: BenLurkin

My guess is he was going to Mexico and filling up for a huge savings (but probably not worth the trip unless you buy a LOT).

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/mar/07/mexico-gas-entices-291-gallon/


17 posted on 08/01/2012 7:03:25 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: BenLurkin

Here’s your sign...


18 posted on 08/01/2012 7:19:12 PM PDT by MachIV
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Cigarette Ignites 125 Gallons Of Gasoline Stored In Riverside Garage
Too much Hollywood in the title. The spark produced while lighting the cigarette had to have started the fire.
And it was probably from accumulated vapors in an enclosed space at that.

Flame on!

19 posted on 08/01/2012 7:48:10 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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20 posted on 08/01/2012 11:53:06 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Literals will believe anything.)
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To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

Smoking can kill you.

Those labels on cigarette packs should mention this as a possible means of demise.


21 posted on 08/02/2012 9:11:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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