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American Idol 2013--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny



TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: americanidol; flayvuh; humor; idol; leopardspotho; lowinformationho; makehershutup; needmorerandyjackson; papadontpeach; randywasinjourney; secrestation; skankcake; splodeyho; tweakerho; warho; whiteguywillwinagain; yammeringyammering
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To: MagUSNRET

>>And as we all know “AOLO” is our new secret code word for AI<<

Spelled sideways that is LOLOA! (sort of)


151 posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:46 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET
LMAO I think we should add anotehr crisis or ailment or missing limb or kid, each week, so at the end we have a TRULY pathetic winner of the “FR Pathetic creature of the American Idol season” award

If he doesn't make it, we can all say (all together) -- "he should have quit while he was a ehead!"

152 posted on 01/16/2013 5:57:42 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

What we truly need here is an unwed amputee mother of three that lives and works cleaning stadium bathrooms, but has a love of fabric and design (bring anyone to mind, Retro?) LMAO!


Secretariat .... Was that her nickname


153 posted on 01/16/2013 5:57:42 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland; All
The first "Nominate An Idol" contestant. A girl named Jessica from Staten Island, nominated by her mom.

Randy and a film crew ambush her while she's singing in a bistro. He gives her an audition ticket.

Ah--but she still has to audition formally for the judges. She's okay. Not great.

Nicki:I think we've heard this before, Jessica.

Mariah:I felt for you so bad. Maybe the next year or the year after.

Keith: I love that you write, play guitar and sing. It's so close to a yes for me.

Mariah: I'm going to say no, but don't give up.

154 posted on 01/16/2013 5:58:19 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: freedumb2003

Judges are tough this year. I thought the kid with cancer was pretty good. Geezes guys. I hate Mickey moron chick. She’s a beyotch.


155 posted on 01/16/2013 5:58:21 PM PST by oust the louse ("When capitalism disintegrates, socialism ceases to have any validity or justification.”)
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To: patriotspride

>>Secretariat .... Was that her nickname<<

War Ho’


156 posted on 01/16/2013 5:58:48 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: All

The guy in the Volkswagen commercial throws like Obama too.


157 posted on 01/16/2013 5:59:39 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: patriotspride; silent_jonny

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear, our names for them are such a HOOT!!!!!!!

Don’t forget “THE MOLE” among others....
Jonny needs to write up a list of some of your best offerigs for Snarknames.


158 posted on 01/16/2013 5:59:49 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: patriotspride; silent_jonny

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear, our names for them are such a HOOT!!!!!!!

Don’t forget “THE MOLE” among others....
Jonny needs to write up a list of some of your best offerigs for Snarknames.


159 posted on 01/16/2013 5:59:49 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny

>>Keith: I love that you write, play guitar and sing. It’s so close to a yes for me.<<

“Would you like to become almost pregnant by me?”


160 posted on 01/16/2013 6:00:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

“your”= OUR


161 posted on 01/16/2013 6:00:27 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

I liked Clunt. Can’t remember why we came up with that name. Guy with big glasses. That’s all I can remember.


162 posted on 01/16/2013 6:01:17 PM PST by RummyChick
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I'm beginning to think the "feud" between Carey and Minaj was a lot of hype.

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163 posted on 01/16/2013 6:01:17 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

Instead of saying you look bueatyfull as a kiss of death, thay say there is always next year.


164 posted on 01/16/2013 6:02:44 PM PST by Mark was here (The dog he ate was a composite ... wasn't one dog, was an amalgam of many breeds, like a casserole.)
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To: silent_jonny

There is NO WAY that THE DIVA Mariah will not show her true colors before this is over.


165 posted on 01/16/2013 6:03:11 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: MagUSNRET

“your”= OUR


Agree. We all have contributed some great ones over the years


166 posted on 01/16/2013 6:03:14 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: silent_jonny

OH goody this year we have a whole new category...”Foreign terrorist” contestant.....listen to her Ululate to the tune “Lie a virgin (or 72)”


167 posted on 01/16/2013 6:03:50 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

LIKE a virgin

I give up...the SNARK is willing, but the typing is weak-REALLY weak


168 posted on 01/16/2013 6:04:26 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: slugbug
Hi, Bug!
169 posted on 01/16/2013 6:05:08 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: RummyChick

I liked Clunt. Can’t remember why we came up with that name. Guy with big glasses. That’s all I can remember.


He was very arrogant , so earned a “ Super Snark”


170 posted on 01/16/2013 6:05:08 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: MagUSNRET

ANd in true snark fashion.....I have to ask....DO these idiots who were their caps with the full frontal straight brims NOT understand they look like a bunch of dorks?
Must be the DORK gang sign?


171 posted on 01/16/2013 6:06:06 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: All
The girl from Israel is really a Mossad agent!

I'll call her Ziva :)

172 posted on 01/16/2013 6:06:44 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

“When he sets his mind he does it.”

Cliche^2.


173 posted on 01/16/2013 6:07:22 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

He “left school” is a nice way to say he dropped out.


174 posted on 01/16/2013 6:08:02 PM PST by Mark was here (The dog he ate was a composite ... wasn't one dog, was an amalgam of many breeds, like a casserole.)
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To: silent_jonny

Did Mama outside not say her son could really sing? It seems like she avoided the answer.


175 posted on 01/16/2013 6:08:02 PM PST by RummyChick
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176 posted on 01/16/2013 6:08:02 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: silent_jonny

>>I’ll call her Ziva :)<<

I have to sleep with HER, too?

Work work work!


177 posted on 01/16/2013 6:08:36 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Mark was here

Might be why he can not do math.....110%?????
Reminds me of the crazy broads on Maury Povitch that paternity test 19 guys...come back to test number 20 and say “Im a million thousand percent sure he my baby daddy!”


178 posted on 01/16/2013 6:09:29 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: RummyChick

Li’l Randy makes it through!


179 posted on 01/16/2013 6:09:31 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: freedumb2003

WOAH WOAH WOAH...did that twerp just say he came from sitting on a train trying to get quarters from people? Damned pan-handler puke? GEEZUZ!!!!!! Entitlement crowd, thy name is “American Idol!” (this kid is a shoe in for the Obammy vote!


180 posted on 01/16/2013 6:10:58 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Shelayne
Your post made me hungry :-|

:)

181 posted on 01/16/2013 6:11:22 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: freedumb2003

OMG!!! What does the pink lips have on her head??? Demented clown look....clowns scare me!!


182 posted on 01/16/2013 6:11:33 PM PST by Jrabbit
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To: MagUSNRET

Trippin’ down Memory Lane, here’s a few I remember fondly— Monchichi, Little Orphan Trannie, Screamtasia, Post it Boy, Glambert...

We are a clever bunch, aren’t we?


183 posted on 01/16/2013 6:11:57 PM PST by Shelayne (Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!)
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To: RummyChick

Did Mama outside not say her son could really sing? It seems like she avoided the answer.


Sounded like his voice cracked twice. The guitar playing singer was
Better IMHO.....

But then again we need the downtrodden not the talent


184 posted on 01/16/2013 6:12:19 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: RummyChick

Hi, RC!


185 posted on 01/16/2013 6:12:44 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

“I’m beginning to think the “feud” between Carey and Minaj was a lot of hype.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw


186 posted on 01/16/2013 6:12:53 PM PST by peggybac (Hope and Change has become Divide and Conquer)
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To: MagUSNRET

>>WOAH WOAH WOAH...did that twerp just say he came from sitting on a train trying to get quarters from people? Damned pan-handler puke? GEEZUZ!!!!!! Entitlement crowd, thy name is “American Idol!” (this kid is a shoe in for the Obammy vote!<<

You got the 1st SOB story about dead on — but the SPACING between them is almost exactly 30 minutes.

I do “he got a leg up” AND “he should have quit while he was a head” and I get NUTHIN?

Geeze — tough crowd tonight!


187 posted on 01/16/2013 6:14:25 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: peggybac

YOu know the judging has to suck large, when one looks at Mariah Carey as the “mature one” of the bunch!


188 posted on 01/16/2013 6:14:25 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET
MAGS! I was waiting for you to show up. How are ya?

I’ve seen more talent in a pile of dandruff!

LOL!

189 posted on 01/16/2013 6:14:42 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: freedumb2003

Up next...ARFO SHEEN GONE WILD!


190 posted on 01/16/2013 6:16:05 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: twin2

Dude’s wearing one Minaj’s wigs.


191 posted on 01/16/2013 6:16:28 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

AFRO SHEEN (damn fingers) LOL


192 posted on 01/16/2013 6:16:44 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Shelayne

Oh those definitely belong on the list.

I loved it when Johnny put up Post It note graphics with phrases on them.


193 posted on 01/16/2013 6:16:44 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: MagUSNRET

>>YOu know the judging has to suck large, when one looks at Mariah Carey as the “mature one” of the bunch!<<

You gotta admit it was dang funny when a near-adult told her “I went to your camp when I was a kid!”


194 posted on 01/16/2013 6:17:00 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny

OMG OMG OMG LMAO! Did you hear that guys pants SKRUNCH/SQUEAK every time he moved? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


195 posted on 01/16/2013 6:17:39 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

Oh. My. Lord.

“No, it’s not my hair”

Noooooo! You don’t say!


196 posted on 01/16/2013 6:18:16 PM PST by Shelayne (Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!)
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To: silent_jonny

Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....


197 posted on 01/16/2013 6:18:17 PM PST by Jrabbit
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To: twin2

Wig guy is crushed. LOL!


198 posted on 01/16/2013 6:18:56 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

But ugly...

199 posted on 01/16/2013 6:19:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

>> Did you hear that guys pants SKRUNCH/SQUEAK every time he moved? <<

I thought that was my spine...


200 posted on 01/16/2013 6:20:00 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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