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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Monkey Face

Proper, very proper. The Hornets are buzzing this A.M., Face. Welcome!


141 posted on 04/10/2013 4:10:54 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Revolting cat!; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; no-to-illegals; ...
I am watching this thread with great interest...




142 posted on 04/10/2013 4:14:19 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
she is incognita

No bikini?

143 posted on 04/10/2013 4:22:12 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Who needs coffee when you read the truth at 7:30 in the morning? Aye, carumba!


144 posted on 04/10/2013 4:27:49 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/)
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To: TheOldLady; Tax-chick

Drive by posting...on my way to the airport in about 30 minutes. TC will keep you posted as to my progress and arrival. :o])


145 posted on 04/10/2013 4:29:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Kansas and the Dakotas are having snow.

Keep your feet warm!


146 posted on 04/10/2013 4:35:55 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: InvisibleChurch; Monkey Face

Honest ... I did not send out that picture.


147 posted on 04/10/2013 4:37:52 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

Figuartively speaking, I’ll be west of the East Coast...I think. My brain is fried.


148 posted on 04/10/2013 4:46:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; All

I’m gone!

Later!


149 posted on 04/10/2013 4:50:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Hold on there ... what is this Figuartively word?
150 posted on 04/10/2013 4:57:57 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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WOW ... full house on the time.


151 posted on 04/10/2013 4:58:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I think “figuarively” is Portuguese. Something to do with figs growing on a river bank?

Anyhow, we are actually east of some of the East Coast, while being west of our actually coast, as you know.

Make sure you wave as the plane passes overhead!


152 posted on 04/10/2013 5:06:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Old Sarge

Howya! Nice colors of thread.


153 posted on 04/10/2013 5:07:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

10-4 .. and I appreciate the code talk. Keeps me up at night.


154 posted on 04/10/2013 5:08:57 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Altariel; Salamander

I have yet to hear the details of the Vast Doberman Conspiracy.


155 posted on 04/10/2013 5:35:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Sarajevo

Welcome back!
We’ve been wandering the forum ever since.
If you’d like on the ping list I can add you.


156 posted on 04/10/2013 5:36:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Yes, it is unnatural.
And many odd things will happen now.


157 posted on 04/10/2013 5:39:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: JouleZ
No, thankfully.
Sidecar Defibrillator sped by and zapped some random dude on the sidewalk, and Adminimum Monsterator is busy doing the Dungeon Master thing over at page 24.
[Spoiler alert, the entire adventure party dies!]
Oh crap, they spotted me. Hide me!
158 posted on 04/10/2013 5:43:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Altariel

They’ve gone underground.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.


159 posted on 04/10/2013 5:43:56 AM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: mnehring

Very early in the my association with bikers, one of them popped his teeth out like that while we were sitting on the deck of the local dive.

I screamed like a girl.

[and I’m not too thrilled with *that*, either]

8-O


160 posted on 04/10/2013 5:47:11 AM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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