What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Silentgypsy]

See y’all in the morning—good night and sweet dreams, y’all!

[NicknamedBob]

"I just can't figure out if you are a moderator mocking posts or a sidebar configurator with a Bic lighter burning up bandwidth. I'll move along now. Nothing to see here."

When you hit the End of the Internet, you have to take what you can get.

To: tuliptree76

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65,534 posted on 12/31/2004 11:44:42 AM EST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

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[don-o]

I like don-o's picture best so far.

I bet you say that to all the old coots.

[Silentgypsy]

There’ll be enough material for a pair of shorts for me—no problem.

[PistolPaknMama]

Buh-bye

Excuse me? You're leaving?

[no-to-illegals]

LOL ... who you calling an old coot? oh ... never mind.

[Silentgypsy]

I thought you were.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks don-o. This noob is red faced.

[Silentgypsy]

Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!

[Sarajevo]

WoW! I haven’t been on an Undead thread since....oh 2007 (I think)!

[Dead Corpse]

I still have that catapult from my sig line...

Nostalgia...

[don-o]

Not to worry. Half of what I hear these days goes right over me head. 49% of the remainder goes in one ear and out the other.

[no-to-illegals]

49%

Only 49% ... and you are catching 51%? That is great don-o. If I can reach those levels I will be blessed indeed.

[no-to-illegals]

I love reading success stories! Wait a minute. I did read that right? Right?

[JouleZ]

Post ‘em if you got ‘em and we need to have a sidebar to discuss the Hokey Pokey because that’s what it’s all about.

[no-to-illegals]

Nite .. Sg.

[JouleZ]

I’m post-mortem status then. :( But before I go could someone please post a pic of a Bic or sidebar...just for old times sake. TIA

[don-o]

100/ 2 = 50 - 49 = 1

Remedial math (or some such stupid bullshit) to come.

[moose07]

Random act of bookmarking....

[no-to-illegals]

I don't buy it don-o.