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These Amazon reviews for Hillary Clinton’s new book are HILARIOUS
Young Conservatives.com ^
| 6/12/2014
| Joshua Riddle
Posted on 06/12/2014 7:25:21 PM PDT by Beave Meister
Here are some of the funniest reviews for Hillarys new book on Amazon. As of right now, the 1 star reviews have a commanding lead.
Sickening:
I became violently ill before finishing the first chapter and had to burn it in a bio-hazard incinerator. Dangerous stuff.
Boring:
The directions on shampoo were more interesting than this. I feel like the Clintons owe me 4 hours of my life back.
Toilet Paper:
Totally unequivocally pure unadulterated stinky no good terrible crap. I would not recommend using this as toilet paper, maybe kindling, do not waste your money.
(Excerpt) Read more at youngcons.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: amazon; bookreview; broke; choices; democrats; hard; hardchoices; hillary; hillaryclinton; humor; liberals
I love reading Amazon reviews and this did not disappoint. Hilarious (pun intended) My side hurts....
To: Beave Meister
saw one the other day that was something like..
-This book is like listening to your 90 year old aunt telling you about her favorite cats-
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posted on
06/12/2014 7:30:10 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: Beave Meister
Thank-you for the lightest moment on this site tonight.
To go with the reading of this craptastic Hilary Fairy Tale may I suggest for the benefit and protection of the other members of your household to cover up the stench.
http://www.poopourri.com/
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posted on
06/12/2014 7:30:25 PM PDT
by
lulu16
(May the Good Lord take a liking to you!)
To: Beave Meister
I feel like the Clintons owe me 4 hours of my life back. No, one hour tops. If you are that stupid then the next three are on you
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posted on
06/12/2014 7:34:42 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparisons)
To: digger48
And——— what is wrong with that?? Not the book, but the kitty lovin’ aunt????
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posted on
06/12/2014 7:44:50 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: Beave Meister
Looks like the co-author will be getting full credit now :-)
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:00:56 PM PDT
by
BreezyDog
To: Beave Meister
Venezuelans love my book one page at a time.
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:01:19 PM PDT
by
JPG
(Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
To: Beave Meister
There is no worse robber than a bad book. Italian saying
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:02:40 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
To: Beave Meister
“Usually, you find prose like this followed by phone numbers.”
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:05:42 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: JPG; All
"Venezuelans love my
book one page at a time."
hmm, Is Bubba's "Slick Willie" Klintoon's book still sellin'?
w/ her scrawny book & Bubba's My Li(f)e "Mien Kuaf?"
they'll get a year worth of (1\2 page per wiping) comfort.
"you vote for me, you get her, too"..Slick Willie.
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:19:21 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: Beave Meister
The reality is though that the American people truly believe in HRC and want her to “lead them” even if they are too ignorant to know what that means.
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:23:16 PM PDT
by
Theodore R.
(Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
To: Beave Meister
And those were the good reviews. I’d like to read what people really thought about her book.
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:29:09 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
To: Beave Meister
“Hard Choices”, eh? Sounds more like something Bill would have written.
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posted on
06/12/2014 8:54:00 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: PGalt
“Hard Choices, eh?...”
If the subject is HRC, a more appropriate title should be “Hard Time”.
I can dream, can’t I?
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posted on
06/12/2014 9:11:57 PM PDT
by
Tigerized
(Keep Calm, Carry On, but Never Give Up.)
To: JPG
That picture; man, all I can say is “talk about lipstick on a sow hog”.
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posted on
06/12/2014 9:28:36 PM PDT
by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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