These Amazon reviews for Hillary Clinton’s new book are HILARIOUS

Young Conservatives.com ^ | 6/12/2014 | Joshua Riddle

[Beave Meister]

Here are some of the funniest reviews for Hillary’s new book on Amazon. As of right now, the 1 star reviews have a commanding lead.

Sickening:

I became violently ill before finishing the first chapter and had to burn it in a bio-hazard incinerator. Dangerous stuff.

Boring:

The directions on shampoo were more interesting than this. I feel like the Clintons owe me 4 hours of my life back.

Toilet Paper:

Totally unequivocally pure unadulterated stinky no good terrible crap. I would not recommend using this as toilet paper, maybe kindling, do not waste your money.

[Beave Meister]

I love reading Amazon reviews and this did not disappoint. Hilarious (pun intended) My side hurts....

[digger48]

saw one the other day that was something like..

-This book is like listening to your 90 year old aunt telling you about her favorite cats-

[lulu16]

Thank-you for the lightest moment on this site tonight.

To go with the reading of this craptastic Hilary Fairy Tale may I suggest for the benefit and protection of the other members of your household to cover up the stench.

http://www.poopourri.com/

[Michael.SF.]

I feel like the Clintons owe me 4 hours of my life back.

No, one hour tops. If you are that stupid then the next three are on you

[Exit148]

And——— what is wrong with that?? Not the book, but the kitty lovin’ aunt????

[BreezyDog]

Looks like the co-author will be getting full credit now :-)

[JPG]

Venezuelans love my book one page at a time.

[InvisibleChurch]

“There is no worse robber than a bad book.” — Italian saying

[blueunicorn6]

“Usually, you find prose like this followed by phone numbers.”

[skinkinthegrass]

"Venezuelans love my
book one page at a time."hmm, Is Bubba's "Slick Willie" Klintoon's book still sellin'?
w/ her scrawny book & Bubba's My Li(f)e "Mien Kuaf?"
they'll get a year worth of (1\2 page per wiping) comfort.
"you vote for me, you get her, too"..Slick Willie.

[Theodore R.]

The reality is though that the American people truly believe in HRC and want her to “lead them” even if they are too ignorant to know what that means.

[SkyDancer]

And those were the good reviews. I’d like to read what people really thought about her book.

[PGalt]

“Hard Choices”, eh? Sounds more like something Bill would have written.

[Tigerized]

““Hard Choices”, eh?...”

If the subject is HRC, a more appropriate title should be “Hard Time”.

I can dream, can’t I?

[5th MEB]

That picture; man, all I can say is “talk about lipstick on a sow hog”.