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**THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen








“If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? … lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass.”

18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesn’t know who he is?


Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall:  “Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and I’m not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of government. I’m required to follow the law. And that’s what we’ve done. But what I’ve also said is, let’s make sure that we’re applying the law in a way that takes into account people’s humanity. That’s the reason that we moved forward on deferred action. Within the confines of the law we said, we have some discretion in terms of how we apply this law. The same is true with respect to the kinds of the length of time that people have to spend outside of the country when their spouses are already here for example.”

Obama on Feb. 14, 2013: Google Hangout “The problem is that you know I’m the president of the United States. I’m not the emperor of the United States. My job is to execute laws that are passed, and Congress right now has not changed what I consider to be a broken immigration system. And what that means is that we have certain obligations to enforce the laws that are in place, even if we think that in many cases the results may be tragic. And what we have been able to do is to make sure that we’re focusing our enforcement resources on criminals — as opposed to somebody who’s here, just trying to work and look after their families.”

“What we have tried to do is administratively reduce the burdens and hardships on families being separated. And what we’ve done, obviously, is pass the deferred action which made sure that the dream, uh, uh dreamers, young people who were brought here and think of themselves as Americans, are American except for their papers, that they’re not deported. Having said all that, we’ve got to stretch our administrative flexibility as much as we can. And that’s why making sure we get comprehensive immigration reform done is so important.”

Obama on Sept. 17, 2013: Interview with Telemundo’s Jose Diaz-Balart: “Here’s the problem that I have, Jose, and I have said this consistently. My job in the executive branch is to carry out the laws that are passed. Congress has said, here’s the law when it comes to those who are undocumented, and they allocate a whole bunch of money for enforcement. What I have been able to do is make a legal argument that I think is absolutely right, which is that given the resources we have, we can’t do everything that Congress has asked us to do, what we can do is then carve out the DREAM Act folks.”

“But if we start broadening that, then essentially, I would be ignoring the law in a way that I think would be very difficult to defend legally. So that’s not an option. I do get a little worried that advocates of immigration reform start losing heart and immediately thinking, well, somehow there’s an out here — that if Congress doesn’t act, we will just have the president sign something and that will take care of it, and we won’t have to worry about it. What I have said is that there is a path to get this done and that is through Congress.”


Obama's shamnesty speech was not on NBC, ABC or CBS, because the WH did NOT make an official request to those networks. But they did ask and WERE carried on Univision. So, Obama announced his Shamnesty Plan ON the night of Mexico's National Revolution Day, right BEFORE the Hispanic Grammy's, on Univision. Pander much?


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KEYWORDS: amnesty; gruber; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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3 posted on 11/21/2014 4:55:17 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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Top five - got in early!


4 posted on 11/21/2014 4:57:36 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim ("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
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Good Morning!


5 posted on 11/21/2014 4:58:57 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Top 10? Guess I'll know when I click the "post" button.

A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville.

He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the crap out of an Obama supporter."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."


A 1960's advertisement for WD40. The good old days... before political correctness. Hat tip to Leo.

How cold is it in Ferguson, MO?                   Hat tip to Ralph.

It's so cold in Ferguson, the looters are pulling UP their pants.

It's so cold in Ferguson, even the thugs are wrapping their pipes.

It's so cold in Ferguson, the drug dealers are petitioning for heated street corners.

It's so cold in Ferguson, CNN has retreated back to their warm studios and starting looking for Malaysia Airlines 370 ... again.

It's so cold in Ferguson, residents now actually have a good reason to wear hoodies.

It's so cold in Ferguson, locals are using their EBT Cards to scrap the ice off their windshields.

It's so cold in Ferguson, protesters are burning their stolen Lebron James sneakers for heat.

It's so cold in Ferguson, people there are asking if ObamaCare covers frostbite.

Saved the best for last:

It's so cold in Ferguson, the liberal politicians there have their hands in their own pockets.

6 posted on 11/21/2014 4:59:19 AM PST by upchuck (The language of government now is word-spew. ~ h/t Peggy Noonan)
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Top ten!


7 posted on 11/21/2014 4:59:40 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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8 posted on 11/21/2014 5:01:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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9 posted on 11/21/2014 5:02:48 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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If ya can’t beat ‘em, it is obviously time for a bigger bat!


10 posted on 11/21/2014 5:02:53 AM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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I’ve got a complaint about my Packers. Over the last 4 games or so Aaron Rodgers 4th quarter stats really suck!

How are the Minnesota Vikings like Aaron Rodgers? They don’t play 4 quarters!


11 posted on 11/21/2014 5:07:07 AM PST by John O (God Save America (Please))
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Top 20.....typed with frozen fingers


12 posted on 11/21/2014 5:07:24 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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Sad but true.


13 posted on 11/21/2014 5:07:26 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Obama on Feb. 14, 2013: Google Hangout “The problem is that you know I’m the president of the United States..."

Yep. The most serious problem ever faced by this country. A problem I hope we solve pronto.

14 posted on 11/21/2014 5:07:30 AM PST by upchuck (The language of government now is word-spew. ~ h/t Peggy Noonan)
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15 posted on 11/21/2014 5:16:52 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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16 posted on 11/21/2014 5:17:34 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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17 posted on 11/21/2014 5:18:27 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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18 posted on 11/21/2014 5:21:34 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: John O

Before I complain about the Packers, I ascertain what exactly they are “Packing”.

If it is a Glock, Ruger, S&W, Taurus, Kimber, Remington, or a Colt, no problem.

If, however, it is fudge...well that’s another story.

hey...did you hear about the Blond who went to her very first football game?

When asked how she liked it, this was her reply:

“I can’t believe they could make such a big deal over 25 cents! All through it, I kept hearing people scream:

GET THE QUARTER BACK! GET THE QUARTER BACK!”


19 posted on 11/21/2014 5:24:04 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Confession is good for the soul.


20 posted on 11/21/2014 5:27:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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