Toilet bowl lid stolen from Devils Lake Dairy Queen

Grand Forks Herald ^ | March 3, 2015 | Adam Ladwig

[skeptoid]

An unusual theft in Devils Lake has police and employees at a local business chuckling. The local Dairy Queen reported a toilet bowl cover stolen from a bathroom Monday night.

Police say the theft happened shortly after 9 p.m., when the store typically closes.

A group of juveniles was sitting near the bathroom. One employee noticed a young male holding something under a sweatshirt or coat. The boy told the employee it was a binder.

A police detective declined to comment about the unusual theft on camera, saying she wouldn't be able to do so with a straight face.

[rjsimmon]

The turd burglar strikes again.

I believe that was Turd Ferguson...

[notatard?]

I see what you did there. Very nice.

[molson209]

Is there a Dollar Store around ?

[freedom6178]

That was my first thought....pretty nasty.

[dangus]

They’re desperate to solve this case; they have nothing to go on.

[Daffynition]

In spite of the precautions ..... a woman was fed up with the men who used the facility.

[Resolute Conservative]

I like smart humor.

[bgill]

[Resolute Conservative]

Moochelle needed some new jewelry for her upcoming spring break jaunt.

[Clay Moore]

ping!

[Slings and Arrows]

No s***?!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"The boy told the employee it was a binder."

[driftless2]

Do you mean “grisly” murders?

[1Old Pro]

lol