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To: moneyrunner
2 posted on
06/14/2015 9:31:14 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: moneyrunner
And to make matters worse, the authors name, at first glance, looked like “Dinglepole”....
3 posted on
06/14/2015 9:31:42 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Tactical Firearms,Katy Tx: "the two enemies of guns, rust and politicians")
To: moneyrunner
I came out as a transpecies last year. I had to sit down my wife and parents and had to admit that I always felt I was born a turtle in a mans body. I came out of my shell to them, and now after the operation I feel 100% complete. It is a little awkward going to work and out in public, I get a lot of stares and bias. It's not easy being a transspecies.
Also our son has expressed that he is a turtle so we are starting him early. Transspecies rights now!
4 posted on
06/14/2015 9:32:40 AM PDT by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(B. Hussein Obama: 17 acts of Treason and counting.)
To: moneyrunner
Well! I am going to be transcendent!
5 posted on
06/14/2015 9:33:47 AM PDT by
SubMareener
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To: moneyrunner
My son is a lesbian. He loves women. I just don’t know.
7 posted on
06/14/2015 9:36:18 AM PDT by
OpusatFR
To: moneyrunner
Mrs. Submareener says she it praying to be found worthy to meet Jesus half way! In the air that is! ;-)
8 posted on
06/14/2015 9:36:51 AM PDT by
SubMareener
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To: moneyrunner
9 posted on
06/14/2015 9:42:58 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: moneyrunner
I’m a Jew in a ham craving gentile body.
11 posted on
06/14/2015 9:49:07 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(You vote for your TPP supporter and I'll vote for mine.)
To: moneyrunner
I’m a salmon but no one takes me seriously.
14 posted on
06/14/2015 9:58:11 AM PDT by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: "I should like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
To: moneyrunner
i'm not really 60yrs old, i'm seventeen...
17 posted on
06/14/2015 10:03:18 AM PDT by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: moneyrunner
I am a trans-mortalist. I am really a deity trapped in a mortals body.
People must chew laurel leaves when they come before me and they are not allowed to enter without an appropriate offering. (Today it is pancakes.)
18 posted on
06/14/2015 10:06:41 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: moneyrunner
Why limit yourself? I have decided that I am a pan-sexual, -species, -temporal, and -racialist. I can be anything I want anytime I want anywhere I want. Right now I'm a 24th-century Denebian slime devil who wears glasses and drinks cheap rye whiskey. But later this afternoon, I might be a horned toad in colonial Massachusetts or a lesbian Sherpa camel trainer in Patagonia.
And just wait till I tell you what I have planned for Halloween!
19 posted on
06/14/2015 10:06:48 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: moneyrunner
21 posted on
06/14/2015 10:12:15 AM PDT by
Awgie
(truth is always stranger than fiction)
To: moneyrunner
I’m self-identifying as a Trans-Millionaire these days.
Send just ONE US Dollar to PO Box 13, Anytown, USA 12345 for FREE information on how YOU can self-identify as a Trans-Millionaire, too! :)
30 posted on
06/14/2015 10:25:48 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: moneyrunner
Back in 72 working in a produce dept. the tall Jewish manager with a cart of blueberries one day burst open the swinging doors, took his cigar out of his mouth and sang, ‘I’m a little bluebird, tweet,tweet, tweet’. LOL— I about lost it right there-— that unfaded funny memory is forever etched on the brain.
34 posted on
06/14/2015 10:31:07 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: moneyrunner
My mother and father were Transparent. They spent my whole childhood trying to cover it up. Finally, one day, when i was around 16 years old, i blurted out “i can see right through you!”
44 posted on
06/14/2015 10:41:59 AM PDT by
Leep
("Soon you won't be able to live in America as a Muslim. The noose is tightening," Elton Simpson)
To: moneyrunner
Good story m’lord!
But seriously I believe many people are below or above what they are fitted for.
I know quite a few who live in luxury and go to swanky places to dine who are much better fitted for living in straw huts and eating out of the community pot with their hands.
And there are those who are actually locked up in cages who in different circumstances could do a much better job of running the world than the ones who are running it.
53 posted on
06/14/2015 11:07:05 AM PDT by
ravenwolf
(s letters scripture.)
To: moneyrunner
In this crazy world there is hope for us yet.
55 posted on
06/14/2015 11:09:21 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: moneyrunner
The comments at the link are off the charts funny...
61 posted on
06/14/2015 11:42:57 AM PDT by
Popman
(Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: moneyrunner
My suggestion is to make sure you also force society to conform to your new identity. Make them use the pronouns that you are ENTITLED to!
Wrong: His, Him, He
Right: His Magnificence, Your Grace, His Majesty, Your Highness
Make sure to correct everyone when they get it wrong! And use hashtags for the love of God! #TransClassAlly
69 posted on
06/14/2015 2:28:39 PM PDT by
Ueriah
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