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Cat Bites German Woman - So She Bites Boyfriend
The Local ^ | 21 Jun 2015

Posted on 06/23/2015 10:27:44 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A cat bit a woman in Germany, sending her into such a rage that she then repeatedly bit and beat her boyfriend, the owner of the pet, police said on Sunday.

A police spokesman said that the 26-year-old woman was attacked by her 39-year-old partner’s feline in the western city of Hagen in the early hours of Saturday.

After she tried in vain to discipline the cat, "a fight between the bitten person and the cat's owner ensued in which the 39-year-old was hit and bitten several times," the spokesman said in a statement.

(Excerpt) Read more at thelocal.de ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: catfight; kittyping
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To: nickcarraway

fun fun fun!


21 posted on 06/23/2015 12:28:44 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Of making many books there is no end, and much study is a weariness of the flesh.")
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To: Sir Napsalot

26 year-old future crazy cat lady. Mad hot, no doubt.


22 posted on 06/23/2015 12:52:32 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Sir Napsalot
How does that graph (interesting as it is) fit in with this story?

Watch this short but informative video, and all will be revealed. Take good notes, there will be a quiz afterwards. (The quiz is called Life...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

23 posted on 06/23/2015 12:56:41 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo; Rodamala

My point is -

Indications from reading this story, the ‘lady’ in question is NOT a cat lady. After this episode, I doubt she will become one in the future.


24 posted on 06/23/2015 1:02:35 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Yo-Yo; All

This crazy/hot zone video is the best explaination for women and choosing a good one that I have EVER seen.

Thanks for posting! I sent to the son so he can choose better next time.


25 posted on 06/23/2015 1:33:35 PM PDT by The Bat Lady (Ask Yourself This, Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
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To: The Bat Lady

Well, here’s hoping that your son finds a Unicorn, just like his mama.


26 posted on 06/23/2015 1:39:01 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: momtothree; nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
Keep the cat, dump the girlfriend.


27 posted on 06/23/2015 3:28:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Lol!
The cat has more sense than he does?


28 posted on 06/23/2015 3:36:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a lot of pussy going around...


29 posted on 06/23/2015 3:39:48 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Darksheare

A great deal more.


30 posted on 06/23/2015 3:44:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Lol!


31 posted on 06/23/2015 3:45:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
When the future Mr. Bear and I started getting serious I informed him that it was a case of "love me, tolerate my cat".

Happily he was a cat person who was only catless because he had lost his fur-person a few months earlier.

He was also the only boyfriend George T Cat ever approved of.

That cat knows

32 posted on 06/23/2015 3:52:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No! Bad Inge!

Mauling is not cool.

33 posted on 06/23/2015 3:53:00 PM PDT by RichInOC (...somebody was going to say it. Why not me?)
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To: momtothree; Slings and Arrows
"“After she tried in vain to discipline the cat..” Well, there’s her problem right there. Can one truly ever discipline a CAT?! :)"

All you can do is make suggestions and hope the cat agrees with them.

34 posted on 06/23/2015 3:59:11 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ( ((("This is a Laztatorship. You don't like it, get a day's rations and get out of this office."))))
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To: CatherineofAragon

Sometimes you can get a cat to do what you want by convincing it that it was its idea in the first place.


35 posted on 06/23/2015 4:21:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

THAT is great strategy!


36 posted on 06/23/2015 4:24:08 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ( ((("This is a Laztatorship. You don't like it, get a day's rations and get out of this office."))))
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To: nickcarraway; Charles Henrickson

Bitte(n), baby!


37 posted on 06/23/2015 5:01:00 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Ich bin ein tagliner)
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To: ken in texas

I concur.

Try to discipline a cat, and it will just look at you with big round eyes that say “WHAT?”

...and then he’ll just go about his Cat Business.

What you have to do is learn to TRICK a cat...and (sigh)...
they’re so smart, they learn fast, and then YOU have to learn a New Trick.

So: who’s smarter???

-JT


38 posted on 06/23/2015 5:15:03 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
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To: corbe

I’ve always held to the theory that the ancient Egyptians idolized cats because the cats kept the rodents out of the grain...

-JT


39 posted on 06/23/2015 5:17:33 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’d get the hell away from them all.


40 posted on 06/23/2015 5:24:37 PM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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