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Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster (Woman swears at officers, tries to fight them)
WPTV ^
| November 17, 2015
| Tara Molina
Posted on 11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
Anna Marzita Shinkle is charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after falling asleep at the Lani Kai Island Resort's grease dumpster just before 2 a.m. Saturday, according to an Lee County Sheriff's Office report.
"The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles," the report states.
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TOPICS: Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: dumpster; floriduh; napl; police; shinkle
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To: ConservativeStatement
Hey if it was bacon grease maybe she thought she could be muslim proof, like having anti islamic super powers?
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:05:42 AM PST
by
Daniel Ramsey
(Trump to win! He wins, we win, the nation wins!)
To: Autonomous User
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:09:18 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: GreenHornet
Grease is the word.No...
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:10:42 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:11:54 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: ConservativeStatement
What generational chain of events manages to procreate humans with the surname “Shinkle”?
Maybe it came from the Carpenters’:
“Every shing-a-ling-a-ling that they’re starting to sing,”
Or from the original pandas to the U.S.; one was “Shing-Shing”?
Nah, not even close. Sure does make me want to visit Hawaii, though. /s
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:22:54 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:29:17 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Trump/Palin 2016. Cruz Attorney General 2017. Bolton SoS 2017. Watch liberal & GOPe heads implode!)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
“unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles,”
And hasn’t everyone had one of these awkward moments?
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:36:06 AM PST
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: ConservativeStatement
She responded by stating 'go **** yourself'...then continuously stuck her middle finger up at him. The fire department attempted to assist the woman, but she held onto the grease dumpster making it extremely difficult to remove her. According to the report, deputies and firefighters, warned the female that if she did not comply she would be tased...as soon as the female threatened us again and took an aggressive fighting stance, I tased the female. LOL. This is one where you definitely have to read the whole story.
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:36:07 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: JRios1968
But had money for the tat.
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:38:27 AM PST
by
bgill
( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: dayglored; JRios1968
Probably was pretty when she was younger, before she got involved in drugs. Of course, depending upon the drugs, she could still be in her twenties.
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:25:27 AM PST
by
PLMerite
(The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Oh come on, who here hasn’t been there before?
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:26:00 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: PLMerite; Lazamataz
I’d ask Laz, but we already know his answer
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:26:44 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:27:48 AM PST
by
bikerman
(2015 new motto--- slugs for thugs.)
To: JRios1968
MY WIFE IS ON THE NEWS???!?
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:30:43 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:41:45 AM PST
by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
To: equaviator; Lazamataz
Hey, she cleans up kinda nice! I think even Laz has higher standards than that.
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posted on
11/20/2015 8:54:40 AM PST
by
Gil4
(And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
To: ConservativeStatement
The grease dumpster is one of the foulest smelling things on earth. When my husband changes the grease trap at work he smells so bad that he heads to the shower as soon as he hits the door and drives with the windows down on the way home.
To: ConservativeStatement
Hey lighten up! Poor thing is cash strapped and has dry flaky skin, she couldn’t afford a spa treatment so she she hit the grease dumpster for relief! Weird thing, when I ran restaurants we kept the grease dumpster locked so people wouldn’t steal the grease, not to keep them from bathing in it!
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:00:16 AM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Gil4
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:00:43 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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