Posted on 12/28/2015 7:15:38 AM PST by Red Badger
The unidentified man told police he was 'trying to travel through time' when his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola Caskets Luckily, it was Sunday and no one was in the offices The 40-year-old allegedly told police he was 'entering a time portal' The 'time traveler' was issued a citation and is being evaluated at a local hospital
A confused man who thought he was time traveling smashed his car through two businesses, say police.
A Dodge Challenger plowed through two business in a Pensacola, Florida strip mall on Sunday morning, according to Pensacola News Journal.
The driver sped through the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50am and careened through the front door of Advanced Tax Services.
The car then kept going, smashing through the wall and into the business next door, Pensacola Caskets.
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..........and doing time as well.......................
I loved the original! Haven’t seen the new one as yet!....................
Death & Taxes -> Advanced Tax Services and P’Cola Caskets
I used to have a sign on the RFI/EMI Shield Room at work that read:
Time Travel Machine - Warning! Works in forward direction only!
When anybody would ask, I’d tell them it was guaranteed to work. If you go in and close the heavy steel door, whenever you come out it will be in the future......................
his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola CasketsWow, so, those really are inevitable...
I hate that.
Yep, he couldn’t avoid Death and Taxes........................
As one poster on Facebook wrote:
See what happens when you buy your Flux Capacitors at the Flea Market?....................
Flea Market? More like Radio Shack.
Maybe he should have tried an Oscillator Overthruster and “moved” through the building.
They be dead, Jim.......................
Well, he did ‘MOVE THRU THE BUILDING”!............................B^)
Here, hold muh LSD and watch this!
Beat me to it, lol!
Idiot. Everybody knows it can only be done in a DeLorean.
I am traveling through time RIGHT NOW!
Floriduh alurt!
Current contender for “made my day” comment!
So was he leaving our time or was he arriving from another time?
I can just hear John Lithgow saying “monkey boy”. Maybe John Bigbooties or John Smallberries could have helped him.
I suspect someone in the Hong Kong Cavaliers would know how to pass through the building. Just have to watch out for the “reds “.
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