Posted on 12/28/2015 7:15:38 AM PST by Red Badger
The unidentified man told police he was 'trying to travel through time' when his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola Caskets Luckily, it was Sunday and no one was in the offices The 40-year-old allegedly told police he was 'entering a time portal' The 'time traveler' was issued a citation and is being evaluated at a local hospital
A confused man who thought he was time traveling smashed his car through two businesses, say police.
A Dodge Challenger plowed through two business in a Pensacola, Florida strip mall on Sunday morning, according to Pensacola News Journal.
The driver sped through the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50am and careened through the front door of Advanced Tax Services.
The car then kept going, smashing through the wall and into the business next door, Pensacola Caskets.
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Well, he was unsuccessful 'traveling through time', but there's a good chance he might DO TIME.
“Oh, the irony. Even if you travel through time, you can’t
avoid death and taxes.”
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Yep, a Dodge is just too big and bulky and doesn’t have a stainless steel body!..................
He was also singing “time is on my side” as he tried time traveling.
Maybe he was driving the Challenger because he was looking for the Vanishing Point.
I wonder....was his name Kowalski?
Obviously didn’t have the 1.21 Gigawatts he needed.
lol
Was he listening to Super Soul?
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Is that from Vanishing Point?
You must’ve travelled through time to beat me to the punch.
PINK FLOYD
“Time”
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say
Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away, across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell
Must have been leaving and missed the 88mph mark by just a fraction..................by........-> || <- this much...................
Probably crossed the polarity of the neutron flow on the oscillation overthruster.
“Is that from Vanishing Point?”
Yes, the original one from 1971 not the 1997 tv remake.
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