Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts

Toy Town Germany ^ | 16-April 2009 | uncredited

[grey_whiskers]

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

[grey_whiskers]

Read the whole thing. I'm only surprised there wasn't a Presidential contender mixed up in it...

[AZLiberty]

Darn those vasectomies!

[going hot]

Maybe the wife was taking birth control pills.

[Bubba Gump Shrimp]

sounds like a government job

“we are going to pay you weekly to do this, as long as it takes to get the job done!”

[doc1019]

Somebody was enjoying their job.

[lee martell]

Sounds really intriguing, but the article won’t allow me to enter. I’ll drive by again later, someone may have an open document to share. This would make a good TV series or night time soap opera, if they still have those.

[laplata]

LOL

[llevrok]

The guy felt uneasy, like someone had it in for him....

[allendale]

The husband is not the genetic father of 10% of children born to married couples.This happens for a wide variety of reasons.

[grey_whiskers]

Try here:
http://fantasyforums.usatoday.com/forum/general-forums/non-sports-talk/70031-man-paid-to-impregenate-neighbors-wife-fails-72-times

[Bobalu]

Lol!

Best post in this thread my FRiend :-)

Yuppers, getting payed to f**k someone over and over does sound like a government job :-)

[lee martell]

Thanks. I’m glad I made a quick U turn and checked back here.

[PGR88]

Everyone should understand - a low IQ, possibly in-bred, horny 25 year old North African or Syrian reads this, and what are they supposed to think about Germany and how to treat German women?

[Bubba Gump Shrimp]

-—Yuppers, getting payed to f**k someone over and over does sound like a government job :-)
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That’s part of the job description isn’t it? heh

[867V309]

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

[twister881]

So, all along Fred Farkle was *paying* his neighbor Ferd Burfle to produce kids that looked like him?!

[grey_whiskers]

It's worse than that.

I just found her picture.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Won’t take me but one, but just don’t tell my wife. I am hyper fertile. Need to use multiple birth control methods to even have a chance of it being recreational.

For the lady in the pic I would try a few times. ;-)

[lee martell]

Would’nt it be ‘funny’ if she was on The Pill for the whole time? She would say, “Oh, I thought that was a B12 vitamin!”

[mountn man]

If at first you don't succeed...