Posted on 02/10/2017 6:28:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Date When Celebrated : Always February 10
Umbrella Day is in honor of one of the world's most invaluable inventions. On a rainy, day, we are sure glad that someone was smart enough to invent it. It's also increasingly popular to use umbrellas to shade ourselves from harmful UV radiation, and the heat of the sun.
Umbrellas come in all sorts of sizes, colors, shapes, and, designs. Businesses and organizations use them for advertising. The smallest umbrellas fit inside a purse or glove compartment. Golf umbrellas are popular sizes. Then, there are lawn and beach umbrellas. There's one (or two) made just for you.
Celebrate Umbrella Day in a couple of ways. First, make sure your umbrella is handy. Second, use it, or walk around with it. If you don't have an umbrella, isn't it time to get one?
Based on the curvature of the earth, the sun lights the umbrella from the back and is allowed to mark the approximate time.
:-D
That’ll be me grilling steaks for my bride on St. Valentine’s Day.
An umbrella (and hip boots for that matter) is definitely in order up here in Placer County/Sacramento.
Yay! Rain!
Oh, and top ten!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TOP 10
IN!!!!
Glad I’m not the only one who grills in the rain!
A True Tale
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was absolutely no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once, because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.”
The king was polite and considerate, but replied: “I hold my palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.
Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.” So he continued on his way.
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked...... and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about weather forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government, and occupy all its highest and most influential positions ...and which later became the official symbol for the Democratic party.
It’s freezing here today!
It was 46° outside when I woke up!.....................
Lawmakers aim to make Obama’s birthday a holiday in Illinois https://t.co/frBYvpf3RZ
That was pretty good.
5.56mm
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